1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:09,000 The best movies with RETAiL subs from BiO Only at www.HoundDawgs.org 2 00:00:09,994 --> 00:00:11,079 Black. 3 00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:16,417 All great movies begin with a black screen. 4 00:00:17,919 --> 00:00:22,006 And music. Dramatic, spooky music - 5 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:25,258 - which would give parents or film executives bad nerves. 6 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:33,266 And logos. Really long and dramatic logos. 7 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,102 Warner Bros. 8 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,814 Why not Warner Brothers, really? Well, never mind. 9 00:00:42,026 --> 00:00:43,694 DC. 10 00:00:44,113 --> 00:00:46,615 Batman's work. 11 00:00:47,532 --> 00:00:51,870 Was there something, Superman? You can just catch up, mate. 12 00:00:52,037 --> 00:00:53,705 I'm your kryptonite. 13 00:01:01,879 --> 00:01:05,300 I don't know what RatPac has done, but that logo is tough. 14 00:01:06,468 --> 00:01:07,802 It holds a hundred. 15 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:13,016 Well... Then you can get ready for once - 16 00:01:13,183 --> 00:01:14,183 - reading. 17 00:01:14,978 --> 00:01:16,896 “If you want to make the world to a better place…” 18 00:01:17,814 --> 00:01:22,443 "... then look at yourself and do something about it. Whoah!" 19 00:01:22,861 --> 00:01:24,362 No, I'm the one who said that. 20 00:01:25,654 --> 00:01:27,656 Batman is very smart. 21 00:01:27,823 --> 00:01:30,200 I also have really big chest muscles and a nine-pack. 22 00:01:32,370 --> 00:01:35,706 Yes, I have an extra abs. So let's get started. 23 00:01:36,039 --> 00:01:41,754 THE AIR SPACE OVER GOTHAM AT 22.25 24 00:01:45,842 --> 00:01:50,096 Gotham Control Tower, McGuffin Airlines flight 1138 here. 25 00:01:50,304 --> 00:01:54,808 We transport 11 million rods dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C4 explosive - 26 00:01:55,101 --> 00:01:59,063 - approximately 150 nice, bomb-like bombs and two bonmates. 27 00:01:59,313 --> 00:02:04,026 Requesting permission to overfly the city in the world with the most crime. 28 00:02:04,194 --> 00:02:07,864 - I'm just gauging the mood. - Absolutely fine. 29 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:11,117 - They are good mates. - Jeep. All right. 30 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:36,184 Gentlemen, penetration in 5, 4, 3 - 31 00:02:36,393 --> 00:02:38,144 - 2, 1! 32 00:02:40,022 --> 00:02:42,483 - What was that? - One of us should look. 33 00:02:42,649 --> 00:02:45,069 - Scissors, paper, rock... Paper. - Scissors! 34 00:02:45,236 --> 00:02:48,905 - You always choose paper. - I am and will be a loser. 35 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:52,452 Cross in the cabin! 36 00:02:57,082 --> 00:02:59,042 Captain Dale, is everything alright? 37 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:04,713 Your captain took the shortcut. I'm the new co-pilot. 38 00:03:05,131 --> 00:03:09,135 And I always show up for work with a smile. 39 00:03:14,099 --> 00:03:19,104 You should be horrified. After all, I'm taking power in the city. 40 00:03:20,565 --> 00:03:23,943 - What? - Batman stops you. He always does. 41 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:26,862 - He doesn't do that. - What about the time with the two boats? 42 00:03:27,071 --> 00:03:28,823 This is better. 43 00:03:29,991 --> 00:03:35,872 Tonight it will be a different conversation. This is my biggest plan yet. 44 00:03:36,122 --> 00:03:38,791 And believe me. Batman doesn't even see the smoke. 45 00:03:38,999 --> 00:03:42,294 - Like back then with the Prince music? - Shut up! 46 00:03:42,462 --> 00:03:45,173 - Good night, Steve. - You must enjoy yourself. 47 00:03:45,338 --> 00:03:49,301 Nice guy. Just not there something happens to him. 48 00:03:51,596 --> 00:03:55,683 Nothing ever happens to me. What h... 49 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:59,979 Your city is under attack. Of Gotham's greatest criminal geniuses. 50 00:04:00,189 --> 00:04:02,483 Among other things, Gäkkeren. 51 00:04:04,442 --> 00:04:07,279 - The Scarecrow. - Then there's pizza! 52 00:04:08,905 --> 00:04:10,741 - Bane. - Good day! 53 00:04:10,908 --> 00:04:13,077 - Two-Face! - Up with the door. 54 00:04:14,202 --> 00:04:17,372 - Catwoman. - Meow-meow... You're in! 55 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,627 And Clayface, not to be forgotten. 56 00:04:24,672 --> 00:04:25,672 Poison ivy. 57 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:29,552 - Freeze! - You can do that yourself. 58 00:04:29,718 --> 00:04:33,848 Mr. Freeze The Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser - 59 00:04:34,014 --> 00:04:38,227 - The Polka Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth - 60 00:04:38,395 --> 00:04:40,795 - March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentleman Ghost, Clock King - 61 00:04:40,939 --> 00:04:44,900 - Calendarman, Kiteman, Catman, Zebraman and Condiment King. 62 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:51,616 - Okay. Are some of them made up? - Nothing. But you better google them. 63 00:04:51,783 --> 00:04:53,868 GOTHAM POLICE 64 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:58,749 Police Chief Gordon! All the most dangerous criminals - 65 00:04:58,915 --> 00:05:01,836 - has broken into the power plant. What do we do, boss? 66 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:05,797 What we always do. Switch to the Bat signal. Bang! 67 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:08,884 Mr. Chief of Police, are you there? The Bat signal has been egged. 68 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,554 It's Egghead. I know his methods. 69 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,600 You gentle! You have destroyed the Bat signal. You've thought of everything. 70 00:05:16,766 --> 00:05:19,853 Yes, I know that. And when I take power in Gotham... 71 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,231 Opens reactor core doors. 72 00:05:22,441 --> 00:05:26,319 ...will Batman throw himself into the dust for his worst enemy! 73 00:05:27,403 --> 00:05:29,572 Me, the Joker! 74 00:05:31,658 --> 00:05:34,369 - Joker, do you hear? - 10-4, sissy girl. 75 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:38,415 - We're ready, dirty troll. - So let's get the roof to lighten up. 76 00:05:39,249 --> 00:05:40,708 There's a blast! 77 00:05:48,674 --> 00:05:52,595 - O'Hara, have you tried the Bat-phone? - Yes, but there is only waiting music. 78 00:05:54,682 --> 00:05:55,682 Although! 79 00:05:58,936 --> 00:06:04,566 I want snipers up, support from water and air and the action force out now! 80 00:06:04,859 --> 00:06:06,903 - Phone Gordon. - Batman? 81 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,404 Hey Jimmy! It's the Joke boy. 82 00:06:09,821 --> 00:06:14,326 - People don't call you that. - Yes, they actually do. Listen here. 83 00:06:14,535 --> 00:06:15,787 Off! 84 00:06:15,994 --> 00:06:19,624 Right now will be an unnecessarily advanced bomb - 85 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:23,836 - attached to the inside of the main energy core. 86 00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:27,715 If the mayor does not serve the city on a silver platter in five minutes - 87 00:06:27,924 --> 00:06:31,595 - I level Gotham. 88 00:06:31,886 --> 00:06:33,137 I have done something! 89 00:06:33,304 --> 00:06:37,059 It sounds scary and pretzel. Explain to us what is happening. 90 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:42,815 I don't want to scare the little listeners, but few know that Gotham - 91 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:46,235 - stands on some tectonic dung plates. 92 00:06:46,401 --> 00:06:52,156 Below us is an endless abyss, that smells like dirty underdogs. 93 00:06:52,323 --> 00:06:56,244 If the Joker's bomb went off, would the plates come apart - 94 00:06:56,453 --> 00:07:00,792 - and send all the citizens of Gotham into the infinite abyss forever. 95 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:05,504 And it doesn't work, does it? Then get the mayor out! End! 96 00:07:05,672 --> 00:07:10,343 - Madam Mayor, this is indefensible. - Jim, have you found Batman? 97 00:07:10,509 --> 00:07:12,928 - No. - Then we have no choice. 98 00:07:13,095 --> 00:07:17,266 The Joker has taken over. We have to let him have Gotham. 99 00:07:17,434 --> 00:07:20,686 - Oh no. - It hurts me! 100 00:07:21,646 --> 00:07:25,566 - I'm flying the mayor in now. - Action force, ready with stun guns. 101 00:07:25,943 --> 00:07:27,361 Non-lethal! 102 00:07:27,569 --> 00:07:29,571 Lowers the mayor through the hole. 103 00:07:30,698 --> 00:07:33,743 Madam Mayor! Thanks for dropping by. 104 00:07:34,744 --> 00:07:39,123 - I have only one thing to say to you. - Then hurry up. 105 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,499 - Do you like to play loud games? - I wonder if not. 106 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:44,670 - Do you ever play roulette? - It happens. 107 00:07:44,961 --> 00:07:47,714 - Then I have a little advice. - I'm just the ear. 108 00:07:47,965 --> 00:07:50,009 When you play roulette - 109 00:07:51,218 --> 00:07:53,220 - so always bet on black. 110 00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:58,100 Batman? what are you doing You have not a chance. Have you gone completely crazy? 111 00:07:58,350 --> 00:07:59,935 Shall we go crazy? 112 00:08:00,102 --> 00:08:04,857 Then we go crazy. Because I have wrote a song about smashing you. 113 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,735 Stop him before he starts singing! 114 00:08:12,573 --> 00:08:17,621 In the dark night get bad guys a shell. 115 00:08:18,455 --> 00:08:19,915 There' a million heroes. 116 00:08:20,081 --> 00:08:21,749 Computer, overcompensate. 117 00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:23,960 - But I am the best of them all! - I'm on my way. 118 00:08:24,126 --> 00:08:27,047 - Who has the cool gadgets? - Batman! 119 00:08:27,422 --> 00:08:30,342 - Who has the coolest ladle? - Batman! 120 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:33,303 - Who does cool backflips? - Batman. 121 00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:36,389 Batman! 122 00:08:42,562 --> 00:08:44,898 Are my muscles too big? Thanks! 123 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:46,858 Then see my brain! 124 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,152 Ladies, please come close. 125 00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:54,199 Why? Because I'm a billionaire! 126 00:08:54,365 --> 00:08:57,451 Now enter the battle! I lose face to Batman! 127 00:08:57,868 --> 00:09:02,081 - Pillows, where's the bomb? - The bomb is inside the energy core. 128 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,087 I have the last laugh, because I have the right mind. 129 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,632 Gets you committed to an institution with Harlequin. 130 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,385 Smashes Two-Face so he's outta' space. 131 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:15,178 I am one hundred percent not Bruce Wayne! 132 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,723 Kiss me, Batman. 133 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:21,477 - Who is the manliest man? - Batman! 134 00:09:21,643 --> 00:09:24,397 - With nerves of steel? - Batman! 135 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,108 - Who can choke a bear? - Batman! 136 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,069 - Who never skips leg day? - Batman! 137 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,988 Who always pays taxes? 138 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:33,239 Not Batman! 139 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:37,076 Why is he beating you again?! 140 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,787 Because... 141 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,831 I'm Batman! 142 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,085 - It's smoking in the air! - I'm Batman! 143 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,338 - This way! - I'm Batman! 144 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:53,260 Hey, Batman! Funny how I always come across you. 145 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,185 Your plan has failed. 146 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:05,315 It's only a matter of time, before I take power in Gotham! 147 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,113 When has that ever happened? Computer! 148 00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:15,532 Calculates. Never. 149 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,704 Do you know why? Because I'm always one step ahead of you. 150 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,538 And I always get away! 151 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:24,959 Not now. 152 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:31,800 - For now... I have you. - Well, so you have that? 153 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:36,553 There's just one problem. Who will defuse the bomb? 154 00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:42,769 You get to choose, Batman. Save the city or capture your worst enemy. 155 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,146 - You can't do both. - What did you say? 156 00:10:45,314 --> 00:10:47,483 - You can't do both. - No, the other. 157 00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:49,652 Save the city or capture your worst enemy. 158 00:10:49,819 --> 00:10:53,406 - Do you think you are my worst enemy? - Yes! You are obsessed with me! 159 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:55,907 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 160 00:10:56,075 --> 00:10:59,411 Yes, you are! Who pushes you as much as me? 161 00:10:59,578 --> 00:11:00,788 - Bane! - Bullshit. 162 00:11:01,037 --> 00:11:03,164 - Superman. - He's not a villain! 163 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:08,711 So I don't have a fixed villain. I fight some different ones. 164 00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:10,757 - What? - I fight around. 165 00:11:10,924 --> 00:11:14,761 That's fine enough, that you fight others - 166 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:21,142 - but we have something special. So when people ask, is your favorite villain: 167 00:11:21,309 --> 00:11:22,352 Superman. 168 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:27,065 Are you seriously claiming that our relationship is not special at all? 169 00:11:28,984 --> 00:11:34,363 Listen, you peasant joker. Batman is not into "teams". 170 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:37,784 - What? - As in "relationship". 171 00:11:38,786 --> 00:11:41,289 "We" do not exist. 172 00:11:41,538 --> 00:11:44,791 Batman and the Joker are not a couple. 173 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,378 I don't need you. 174 00:11:48,503 --> 00:11:50,297 I don't need anyone. 175 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,969 You mean nothing to me. 176 00:11:59,348 --> 00:12:00,892 No one does. 177 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:33,092 - Hooray! Batman! You made it! - It was so little. 178 00:12:33,258 --> 00:12:35,009 - Thanks, Batman! - It was so little. 179 00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:40,933 - Batman, we love you! - Thank you! I blush under the mask. 180 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,769 - Thanks, Batman! - Prego. 181 00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:46,105 - You are the best. - I am humble. 182 00:12:46,272 --> 00:12:50,359 - I am totally modest. Thanks. - Batman, you are the king! 183 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,195 - Thank you for saving the city! - It was so little. 184 00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:56,324 - I love you more than my children! - Then there are two of us, you! 185 00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,373 You are our hero, Batman! 186 00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:08,920 - I love my life. Computer. - Speak up. 187 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,089 - Are we close to the orphanage? - Yes. 188 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:14,551 So let's give the sad faces a smile and a laugh. 189 00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:19,765 It sounds like the Batmobile. 190 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:25,396 That's a lie! Look who it is! 191 00:13:26,062 --> 00:13:27,062 Batman! 192 00:13:27,397 --> 00:13:30,151 Hey, kids. Who wants to be plucked of the merch gun? 193 00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:32,945 - Me...! - Strong. Boom! 194 00:13:33,153 --> 00:13:34,737 - I got a lunch box. - Boom! 195 00:13:34,905 --> 00:13:38,868 - I've had a cup with a spout. - I got a Batarang! 196 00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:42,287 And the rest of you get Bat-dollars. Boom! 197 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:46,585 Remember, if you want to be like Batman, then exercise the abdominal muscles. Get out of here! 198 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,754 Batman...! 199 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,929 Thanks, Batman. You are my hero! 200 00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:19,327 WAYNE MANOR ON WAYNE ISLAND 201 00:14:20,078 --> 00:14:22,747 - What is the password? - Iron Man is the bastard. 202 00:14:22,955 --> 00:14:23,998 Thanks. 203 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:30,796 It must be cool to be Batman. He is guaranteed to be on his way home - 204 00:14:31,089 --> 00:14:35,801 - to party surrounded by friends and female tennis stars. 205 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:48,147 Computer... then I'll be home. 206 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:56,697 Welcome home. Activates Bathule control system. 207 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:03,414 - You, Puter. - What's up, Batman? 208 00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,417 - Put that bomb in the museum. - Naturally. 209 00:15:08,377 --> 00:15:10,503 - Thank you. - It was so little. 210 00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:14,340 - Has anything exciting happened? - You have received four letters. 211 00:15:14,676 --> 00:15:16,051 Fat. What is it? 212 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:21,015 This week's flyer, two bills and a gift card for "Happy with bath". 213 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,058 It expires in two weeks. 214 00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:27,354 - In certain places they can be used longer. - Understood. 215 00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:31,359 And Alfred is on the 17th floor and laying tiles in the second bathroom - 216 00:15:31,526 --> 00:15:35,988 - to the fifth large bedroom. Should I say you're home? 217 00:15:36,156 --> 00:15:40,743 No, no. Thanks for the message. I better get some food. 218 00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:44,539 - Your Lobster Thermidor is in the fridge. - It's my right to life. 219 00:15:45,081 --> 00:15:46,875 No, how I look forward to it. 220 00:16:05,351 --> 00:16:08,396 Then not 20 minutes. Fool. 221 00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:20,010 Wait. Now what kind of one is it? 222 00:17:21,764 --> 00:17:22,806 Okay. 223 00:17:31,274 --> 00:17:34,110 You make me a whole person. 224 00:17:35,318 --> 00:17:38,697 Shut up. I was sold at "hello". 225 00:17:40,408 --> 00:17:41,575 Although. 226 00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,325 Hey, mom. 227 00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:23,869 Hey, Dad. 228 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,708 I saved the city again today. 229 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,296 I would wish You could have seen me. 230 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,383 I really think You would have been proud. 231 00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:42,180 There you are! 232 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:48,060 Alfred! You must apologize for that. I have the wildest reflexes. 233 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,730 It's my fault. I shouldn't have come sneaking. 234 00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:56,277 I was just in my own thoughts, and I think through. 235 00:18:56,445 --> 00:19:01,742 - Did you look at the old family photos again? - On what? The old family... 236 00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:06,247 Well yes! Now I'm in. Look there. The old slang. 237 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,415 Yes. No, I didn't. 238 00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:14,587 Yes, yes. So they must apologize, but I am somewhat worried. 239 00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:20,177 They went through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 - 240 00:19:20,343 --> 00:19:23,305 - and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 - 241 00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:26,600 - and then that remarkable one in 1966. 242 00:19:27,185 --> 00:19:29,980 Do you want to talk about what are you feeling right now? 243 00:19:30,147 --> 00:19:34,109 I'm not talking about feelings. I have never seen the shadow of them. 244 00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:38,988 I'm the iron fist that beats the bitch and raps to the evil heavy metal. 245 00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:42,116 The only feelings I know of is rage. 246 00:19:42,324 --> 00:19:45,745 24/7, 365, for full hammer. 247 00:19:46,036 --> 00:19:49,790 And if you put more into it, are you pumice Good night, Alfred. 248 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,209 It's morning. 249 00:19:53,962 --> 00:19:59,301 - They live on an island in every respect. - Yes, coolest. 250 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:02,513 They just can't walk around alone in a black suit - 251 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,974 - and hear angry music all night long. 252 00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:07,560 Yeah, because I'm Batman. 253 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:10,854 Well, it's not time - 254 00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:14,025 - that you see your worst fears in the eyes? 255 00:20:14,191 --> 00:20:16,318 - Snakes? Clowns? - No. 256 00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:18,821 - Snake clowns? - Bruce, listen now. 257 00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:25,577 What you fear most is to be part of a family again. 258 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:38,300 No, because now you got me to think of snake clowns. 259 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:41,804 Then there are push-ups. One, two... We'll take a thousand. 260 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:45,474 - Unfortunately, that is not possible. - Yeah. I'm already 20. 261 00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:51,604 - They are going to Jim Gordon's farewell party. - What? No! I don't mind! 262 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:55,025 It will be a wonderful evening. They can meet some new people. 263 00:20:55,192 --> 00:20:59,404 - No, no, no! - They can even make new friends. 264 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,787 - No! - We can reach your favorite game first. 265 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:09,164 Tuxedo rehearsal! 266 00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:20,884 - Haven't you forgotten anything? - Nothing. 267 00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:23,138 - Your mask. - My what? 268 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:27,308 Their armored face disguise. 269 00:21:29,812 --> 00:21:31,564 Yes, yes! 270 00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:34,275 - Are you so satisfied? - To a great extent. 271 00:21:34,441 --> 00:21:36,276 Well. It must be cool. 272 00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:41,782 Tonight in "Metropolis i Fokus" comes our favorite star Superman! 273 00:21:41,949 --> 00:21:43,534 What's up, Gotham! 274 00:21:45,076 --> 00:21:50,165 Superman, how are you? to have banished Zod to the Phantom Zone? 275 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:53,669 Listen, Pippa. It's complicated. 276 00:21:53,919 --> 00:21:57,922 Zod and I have had some right legendary matches over the years. 277 00:21:59,676 --> 00:22:02,596 I hadn't been Superman without the fights against Zod. 278 00:22:02,763 --> 00:22:07,100 Look there! Superman has figured it out. So why can't Batman? 279 00:22:07,266 --> 00:22:11,145 Look right here, boys. I have built a CD shelf. 280 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:18,195 And how do I get Batman's respect, when I surround myself with fusers? 281 00:22:18,361 --> 00:22:21,656 Dirty, look at me. You're too good for Batman. 282 00:22:21,823 --> 00:22:27,036 He must open his eyes and see, what it's like when you're not there. 283 00:22:27,203 --> 00:22:31,373 I couldn't just put Zod in jail, right? He is Zod after all. 284 00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:36,130 No, he had to go somewhere where he could never again hit Metropolis. 285 00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:39,342 - The Phantom Zone. - Well, yes. 286 00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:43,011 The infamous space prison that houses greatest supervillain of all time. 287 00:22:43,179 --> 00:22:45,890 They have the sickest rascals. 288 00:22:46,056 --> 00:22:49,184 There he is here... And her there. 289 00:22:49,352 --> 00:22:52,854 Not to mention him there at all. And then these boys. 290 00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:57,652 - Exterminate. - I'm getting an idea, monkey face. 291 00:23:03,158 --> 00:23:06,911 - Bruce, over here! - You get three poses, photo troll. 292 00:23:07,078 --> 00:23:09,664 Kiss face. Oops, I did it again. 293 00:23:09,832 --> 00:23:14,837 And Bad Boys. What will you do? I'm daft, boys. See. 294 00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:18,507 - Mr. Wayne. - Good morning, Senator. 295 00:23:22,176 --> 00:23:26,222 - Any advice for the new police director? - Only he can turn on the Bat-signal. 296 00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:29,516 - I don't know how you behaved. - Without evidence, no guilt. 297 00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:32,687 - Mr. Wayne, come sit down! - Mr. prime minister. 298 00:23:32,854 --> 00:23:34,214 Have you tightened the blocks? 299 00:23:36,065 --> 00:23:37,066 That's a lie! 300 00:23:38,694 --> 00:23:42,072 Bruce Wayne! The orphan of all time. 301 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:49,079 - Good day, Mr. Ambassador. Photo? - That would be great. 302 00:23:49,246 --> 00:23:52,373 Such. Then we are festive! Boom! Keep it! 303 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:54,710 - Thank you, Mr. Wayne. - Call me Bruce, master. 304 00:23:54,877 --> 00:23:57,921 - I'm ready to call about this. - "All up to call?" 305 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:01,425 My name is Richard Grayson, but the others call me Dick. 306 00:24:01,592 --> 00:24:04,554 - Children can be merciless. - Nice to see you. 307 00:24:04,804 --> 00:24:08,891 I have a question. Do you have any advice for How to get adopted? 308 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,644 - Yes, then. - Mr. Wayne, an autograph? 309 00:24:12,394 --> 00:24:15,564 - Is it a good idea to have your teeth whitened? - Yes. Take care, mate. 310 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,402 - You look good, Bruce. - Maybe eyeliner and a foreign language? 311 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:23,323 - Try both. - The new police director. 312 00:24:23,614 --> 00:24:26,575 - Where? Well, along with the mayor. - Here we have her! 313 00:24:26,743 --> 00:24:28,285 - How lovely you look! - Hey, dad. 314 00:24:34,293 --> 00:24:39,715 Mr. Wayne? Should I have surgery? bigger eyes so I look more vulnerable? 315 00:24:41,550 --> 00:24:42,550 Do it. 316 00:24:51,227 --> 00:24:55,147 Mr. Wayne? Are you looking for an adopted son? 317 00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:57,149 - Yes. - Are you? 318 00:24:59,110 --> 00:25:03,238 Are you looking for a standard model? or one with slightly improved features? 319 00:25:03,404 --> 00:25:07,784 Fancy cooking or art? Gymnastic skills? A magician? 320 00:25:07,952 --> 00:25:13,415 - It all sounds great. - It all sounds like me. 321 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:18,130 Would you be interested in adopting me as an orphan? 322 00:25:18,338 --> 00:25:20,799 - Absolutely. - Great! 323 00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:24,302 Because I just want to be adopted, so that I no longer have to be - 324 00:25:26,846 --> 00:25:28,139 - alone. 325 00:25:29,349 --> 00:25:33,979 - We must celebrate Jim Gordon's resignation. - Goodbye. 326 00:25:34,146 --> 00:25:38,817 And we wish him a very good one jungle safari in South Africa! 327 00:25:38,985 --> 00:25:39,986 Thanks. 328 00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:44,156 Now we want to introduce you to his exciting sequel! 329 00:25:44,323 --> 00:25:46,700 Here is your new police chief. 330 00:25:49,161 --> 00:25:54,833 This is Barbara Gordon, Gotham City's new police chief. 331 00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:59,464 She was the best at the Harvard Police School. 332 00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:03,467 She has cleaned up in Gotham's neighboring city of Blüdhaven - 333 00:26:03,717 --> 00:26:07,971 - by using statistics and humanity. 334 00:26:08,223 --> 00:26:14,646 And now she is introducing her new ideas and nunchakus in Gotham. 335 00:26:14,813 --> 00:26:17,649 - Congratulations, honey. - Thanks, Dad. 336 00:26:17,815 --> 00:26:20,318 - Here she comes. - Thank you! 337 00:26:20,486 --> 00:26:24,489 - Hooray! - Miss Gordon, look here! 338 00:26:24,656 --> 00:26:29,244 Thanks for the huge key to Arkham Asylum. And... what is this? 339 00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:34,123 Thanks for contacting the Bat signal. Fat. 340 00:26:36,582 --> 00:26:40,506 Dad, you always protected Gotham according to all the rules of art. 341 00:26:40,715 --> 00:26:45,637 - Bang! It's me. - Thank you. Along with Batman. 342 00:26:45,887 --> 00:26:49,057 - Give Batman a round of applause! - As I wish was here now. 343 00:26:49,224 --> 00:26:52,560 - He's guaranteed to listen along. - I would like to ask you something. 344 00:26:52,727 --> 00:26:57,107 - Are you sick and tired of crimes? - We are all tired of them. 345 00:26:57,273 --> 00:27:01,569 So let's talk real action, that can stop crime. 346 00:27:01,902 --> 00:27:05,280 I have a four-step pilot program, I would like to show you. 347 00:27:05,448 --> 00:27:08,409 - Come up with all four steps. - It's called... 348 00:27:08,576 --> 00:27:10,912 "It takes a lot." - Brilliant. 349 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,581 "Not a Batman." 350 00:27:13,623 --> 00:27:16,919 - Waiter. May I? Thanks. - It was so little. 351 00:27:17,085 --> 00:27:18,086 Many thanks. 352 00:27:20,256 --> 00:27:21,923 - What?! - Listen here. 353 00:27:22,257 --> 00:27:27,054 Batman has been at it in very, very, very, very - 354 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,640 - very, very a very, very long time. 355 00:27:29,806 --> 00:27:31,474 He's holding up great. 356 00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:35,563 But despite Batman's huge effort - 357 00:27:35,771 --> 00:27:40,484 - is Gotham still the city in the world with the most crime. 358 00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:43,738 - She says something. - Historically, it is correct. 359 00:27:43,947 --> 00:27:48,952 He hasn't caught the Madman either or Bane or Catwoman - 360 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:53,080 - or Two-Face or someone of Gotham's other criminals. 361 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,876 - He's inept. - Including the Joker! 362 00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:59,753 - She's right. - Sorry. If I may... 363 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,215 - We love you, Barbara! - Yes. 364 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:05,968 Hello. Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, living man, playboy... 365 00:28:06,136 --> 00:28:08,930 Gotham's most desirable bachelor 90 years in a row. 366 00:28:09,139 --> 00:28:10,806 I know who you are. 367 00:28:10,975 --> 00:28:15,103 Gu do you then. Quick question. What's your problem with Batman - 368 00:28:15,271 --> 00:28:17,607 - and what the hell are you doing?! 369 00:28:17,814 --> 00:28:21,443 Well, you ask, Mr. Wayne. I'm not a Batman hater. 370 00:28:21,611 --> 00:28:26,823 But a costumed man can't walk around and give the poor hand blows. 371 00:28:27,199 --> 00:28:29,659 We have to take the good of Batman - 372 00:28:29,994 --> 00:28:35,958 - and pair it with real laws and ethics and accountability. 373 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,584 Terrifying. 374 00:28:37,752 --> 00:28:42,590 Because I dream of that the police team up with Batman. 375 00:28:42,841 --> 00:28:45,177 - Waiter. - Wouldn't that be better? 376 00:28:45,843 --> 00:28:51,682 Together, the world's greatest detective can and Gotham's proud police force - 377 00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:53,811 - clean up the crime-ridden streets. 378 00:28:56,146 --> 00:28:57,356 Once and for all. 379 00:28:57,523 --> 00:28:58,857 Down! 380 00:29:01,985 --> 00:29:02,985 Magnificent entrance hall. 381 00:29:03,861 --> 00:29:06,198 Head for the exits immediately! 382 00:29:07,949 --> 00:29:11,285 - Team Bane, block the exits. - Do you want anything? 383 00:29:11,536 --> 00:29:15,998 Clayface and Freeze, come on the new police chief Gordon. 384 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:19,044 - And, Harley, you know what to do. - Absolutely. 385 00:29:19,294 --> 00:29:22,798 Now we have reached operation big wash. 386 00:29:23,882 --> 00:29:26,844 - Butler 1, Bat 1 here. - Værsgo, Bat 1. 387 00:29:27,011 --> 00:29:30,390 - I need my mask now! - First you have to say ransom. 388 00:29:30,556 --> 00:29:32,558 - Now! You're fired. - No! 389 00:29:32,766 --> 00:29:35,727 No? We talk about it in Bathulen. 390 00:29:37,897 --> 00:29:40,942 Hey, Pillow? On with mesterbyg music. 391 00:29:41,191 --> 00:29:46,072 So happy. Damage calculations recommend using Scuttler. 392 00:29:46,239 --> 00:29:47,323 Good plan. 393 00:29:52,746 --> 00:29:57,042 Madam Mayor, stay with me. Head towards the south exit. Now. 394 00:29:59,169 --> 00:30:00,169 Off! 395 00:30:00,254 --> 00:30:03,299 - Honey, let Batman fix it. - Dad, I can do it. 396 00:30:15,603 --> 00:30:17,104 Scuttler is on. 397 00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:20,400 - O'Hara, we're coming full blast. - I'm almost there. 398 00:30:25,613 --> 00:30:27,198 Get the mayor to safety. 399 00:30:28,283 --> 00:30:32,788 - Computer, I can see the Joker. - Team, I can see the Joker. 400 00:30:37,624 --> 00:30:39,459 - Joker! - Joker. 401 00:30:39,627 --> 00:30:44,130 - Hello! I was just about to... - Press the Bat signal? Well thought out. 402 00:30:44,297 --> 00:30:48,468 I have a surprise for you. And you get a smile on your face. 403 00:30:49,137 --> 00:30:51,639 His smile is our pain. Down, everyone! 404 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,724 - I... - Joker, no! 405 00:30:54,642 --> 00:30:55,810 ...surrenders me. 406 00:30:56,227 --> 00:30:57,227 What? 407 00:30:59,188 --> 00:31:03,860 - What did you say? - I said: "I surrender." 408 00:31:05,486 --> 00:31:08,489 My Bat ears are playing tricks on me. It sounds... 409 00:31:08,657 --> 00:31:12,159 - I surrender! - Just relax. You are a criminal. 410 00:31:12,326 --> 00:31:15,830 - You run away and I catch you. - Not anymore, Batman. 411 00:31:15,996 --> 00:31:21,503 You were right. "We" do not exist, I saw have no reason to fight against you. 412 00:31:21,670 --> 00:31:26,842 That is why I report myself to ours strong, innovative new police director. 413 00:31:27,008 --> 00:31:28,969 Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink. 414 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,098 - It's really suspicious. - Yes. What are you up to? 415 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:36,519 I just want to go to Arkham and pay for my crimes. Blink, Blink Link. 416 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:40,106 - Are you actually saying "wink"? - No! Blink, Blink, Blink! 417 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,024 - Joker, that's enough! - Now I have to, Barb. 418 00:31:43,275 --> 00:31:47,737 Take it easy, Batman. You can't fight me anymore. I'm not in the market. 419 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:51,658 - What are you talking about? - I've been removed from the menu. 420 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,620 You can't fight against this anymore. 421 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:59,709 I should never have asked. Well, but chill in jail and… 422 00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:01,043 Batman, what are you doing? 423 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,882 - Beats Bane. - It was unnecessary. 424 00:32:05,047 --> 00:32:08,551 - You can't fight with Bane either. - Is that right? 425 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:12,346 Yes. Or the Geek. Or Catwoman. Or Condiment King. 426 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:17,351 - Why not? - We all surrender. 427 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:19,187 - Not too? - Do we? 428 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,908 Guess this riddle. What just happened? 429 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,870 - The days of crime are numbered! - Like that! 430 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,414 - You did it! - Yes, of course. I am... 431 00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:42,212 - Not you, Police Chief Gordon. - It was a joint effort. 432 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:46,048 - How are you? - Nice! Great first day. 433 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,717 - Okay. - Questions for Batman. 434 00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:51,929 - What do you want to do for the rest of your life? - What do you mean by the rest of life? 435 00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:55,100 We don't need one, who fight criminals more. 436 00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:58,853 - Yes, you have. - You can enjoy yourself with your family. 437 00:32:59,772 --> 00:33:00,773 My... 438 00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:07,904 All right, Batman. We handle the rest. 439 00:33:08,072 --> 00:33:11,742 Listen here. You are all right to not pronounce yourselves. 440 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:15,079 - Then we drive. - See you, Batman. 441 00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:18,164 - Au revoir, Batman. - Goodbye, Batman. 442 00:33:24,797 --> 00:33:30,261 This day is a victory for the citizens of Gotham! 443 00:33:31,095 --> 00:33:34,140 No more crimes...! 444 00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:37,309 No more crimes...! 445 00:33:37,561 --> 00:33:40,730 No more crimes...! 446 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,816 BATMAN'S MOOD INDEX HOURS WITHOUT CRIME 447 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:47,611 Is everything alright? You haven't touched your Lobster Thermidor. 448 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:50,281 I don't have time to Lobster Thermidor now. 449 00:33:54,454 --> 00:33:58,916 Warrior two. The pigeon. The position of the tree. 450 00:34:03,087 --> 00:34:05,381 The position of the tree. 451 00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:09,802 - Batman? what are you doing - Nothing. My life is full of content. 452 00:34:10,011 --> 00:34:12,471 No, what are you doing here? 453 00:34:12,638 --> 00:34:15,891 I'm monitoring... The Joker. 454 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,935 We both know The Joker is up to something. 455 00:34:19,145 --> 00:34:22,355 Then we can't just let him run free in a prison. 456 00:34:22,522 --> 00:34:25,317 - He is not free. - He is looking outside the scope of the law. 457 00:34:25,694 --> 00:34:29,489 - Outside the scope of the law? - A place that... 458 00:34:29,697 --> 00:34:34,870 Hello. I come from Fantom's Own- the laundry. I'll take all your dirt. 459 00:34:35,036 --> 00:34:37,705 Wait! There we have it! The Phantom Zone. 460 00:34:37,915 --> 00:34:43,420 Forget it! It is super illegal and far outside our district. 461 00:34:43,795 --> 00:34:49,717 Then we must not cooperate within the framework of the law and monitor him? 462 00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:52,721 Batman works alone. That's my motto. Copyright Batman. 463 00:34:54,013 --> 00:34:58,184 Batman, there is a ban against one-man armies in Gotham. 464 00:34:58,353 --> 00:35:03,399 Sure. Then I'm just double-secret and super one-man-army-like. 465 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:05,902 You said that out loud. 466 00:35:06,569 --> 00:35:12,574 That claim is just too far-fetched. She can't decipher my super mind at all. 467 00:35:13,118 --> 00:35:14,326 Supermind? 468 00:35:14,701 --> 00:35:15,995 Smoke bomb! 469 00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:25,922 Computer how do I get the Joker in the Phantom Zone quickly without motorways? 470 00:35:29,176 --> 00:35:30,469 Pillows, can you hear? 471 00:35:32,971 --> 00:35:37,433 - Good day, Master Bruce. - Alfred, the Batcomputer is teasing. See here. 472 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,271 Pillows. Nothing. Pillows! Do you see what I mean? 473 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:45,276 It does nothing wrong. I just have revoked your computer privileges. 474 00:35:45,942 --> 00:35:48,069 PARENTAL LOCK 475 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:51,282 - Parental lock? You can't do that. - Yeah, yeah. 476 00:35:51,489 --> 00:35:54,993 I have read “Set Boundaries for your child with behavioral difficulties". 477 00:35:55,201 --> 00:35:59,707 Never mind, because I have a double secret super password that unlocks it. 478 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:03,170 "Alfred, my Butt-ler" with two t's? 479 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:08,632 - This unhealthy behavior must stop. - No. 480 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:11,969 - You must take responsibility for your life. - Not right now. 481 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:14,722 First you must take care of your son. 482 00:36:18,058 --> 00:36:21,979 Excuse me. I have no idea what you rave about. 483 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:25,065 Him, You adopted at the prom. 484 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:28,777 Nowra, stairs! 485 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:35,161 - He has been living here for the past week. - Hello, table...! 486 00:36:36,036 --> 00:36:39,582 And I have become quite happy for the boy. 487 00:36:39,748 --> 00:36:41,667 Hello, spy camera. 488 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:44,586 They had to get to know him. 489 00:36:44,754 --> 00:36:47,339 They have a lot in common. 490 00:36:49,299 --> 00:36:51,009 Hello, family photos. 491 00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:53,512 He has also lost his parents as quite young. 492 00:36:55,263 --> 00:36:57,015 I've always wanted one like this. 493 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:03,147 Has he not deserved that anyone takes him under his wing - 494 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:07,360 - as I took you under mine? 495 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:14,201 You've seen way too many dud movies and drank chardonnay. 496 00:37:14,368 --> 00:37:15,994 - Pinot grigio. - Yes, yes. 497 00:37:16,245 --> 00:37:19,915 You have no family. You have enough to keep me up. 498 00:37:20,623 --> 00:37:25,044 So what do you know about surrogate sons? Now I'm going on a crime spree - 499 00:37:25,254 --> 00:37:28,214 - and then you send him back to the orphanage on the next flight. 500 00:37:30,007 --> 00:37:31,134 Novel. 501 00:37:32,886 --> 00:37:34,346 Whoah. 502 00:37:35,889 --> 00:37:37,850 - Whoa. what are you doing - Dust off. 503 00:37:38,058 --> 00:37:42,563 - You must not let him into the Bath Hall. - No, I'm letting him into your life. 504 00:37:42,730 --> 00:37:44,274 Through the bath cave. 505 00:37:54,283 --> 00:37:55,284 Oh what?! 506 00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:58,954 It's the Bath Hall! 507 00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:02,666 Now stop...! 508 00:38:10,091 --> 00:38:12,927 - Batman! Hello! - Yes, hello! 509 00:38:13,093 --> 00:38:17,764 - Does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement? - No. Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's loft. 510 00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:19,850 - We can sleep with each other every night. - No. 511 00:38:20,225 --> 00:38:22,269 - The Bat-sub! - You must not touch! 512 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:26,316 - And the Bat shuttle! The Bat-Zeppelin! - You must not touch it either. 513 00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,734 - The Bat Train! The Bat Kayak. - No! 514 00:38:29,068 --> 00:38:32,113 The Bat Beach Buggy. The Bat Shark Scare? 515 00:38:33,908 --> 00:38:36,911 You actually have to touch it. It's some brash. 516 00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:40,789 - Thanks, Batman! - Stand over there. 517 00:38:40,997 --> 00:38:45,418 And you must not touch or look on something the last time we are together. 518 00:38:45,628 --> 00:38:46,629 Cool enough. 519 00:38:46,796 --> 00:38:50,466 Computer. How do I place? The Joker in the Phantom Zone? 520 00:38:50,716 --> 00:38:54,553 You can only do that with the Fantom-Zone projector. 521 00:38:54,762 --> 00:38:58,140 The Fantom-Zone projector is located in Superman's Fortress of Solitude - 522 00:38:58,307 --> 00:39:00,309 - inside the Nuclear Boiler. 523 00:39:00,475 --> 00:39:06,148 But only one that is not pumped or extremely muscular, can enter. 524 00:39:07,149 --> 00:39:08,151 I'm way too pumped. 525 00:39:08,318 --> 00:39:11,571 - You also have beautiful abs. - I just have to live with that. 526 00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:16,660 And when you are inside the boiler, is activated several Kryptonian defense systems - 527 00:39:16,827 --> 00:39:20,497 - including the acid pit, the napalm ring and the jaws of death. 528 00:39:20,664 --> 00:39:24,209 The risk of total failure is 110%. 529 00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:26,418 Those are not good odds. 530 00:39:27,003 --> 00:39:31,006 - Wait. You, kid. You are super agile. - You can believe that. 531 00:39:31,173 --> 00:39:34,093 - And little one? And quiet? - When I feel like it. 532 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:38,097 - And 110% indispensable. - I don't understand that, but okay. 533 00:39:38,265 --> 00:39:39,850 Strong. This way. 534 00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:43,729 We steal the Fantom-Zone projector from Superman. 535 00:39:44,104 --> 00:39:49,025 To right something wrong, sometimes you have to do something quite wrong. 536 00:39:49,193 --> 00:39:51,278 - That's what Gandhi said. - Are we sure about that? 537 00:39:51,445 --> 00:39:53,196 - I'm rewriting. - Cool! 538 00:39:53,446 --> 00:39:58,494 - Prepare infiltration equipment. - Look here! Do I get a suit too? 539 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:02,331 You're just going to look like a child for Mardi Gras, right? 540 00:40:02,539 --> 00:40:03,582 The teddies gone. 541 00:40:06,001 --> 00:40:08,253 - El Mariachi. - It is culturally offensive. 542 00:40:08,504 --> 00:40:11,008 - Night Terror. - The one. How about that one? 543 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,343 - Nothing. - Saw this one? 544 00:40:13,552 --> 00:40:16,472 Claw Ruler. Excali bat. 545 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,725 Silent but deadly. Bat-ryshnikov. 546 00:40:19,932 --> 00:40:23,061 - How about this one? - Only adults may try on suits. 547 00:40:23,227 --> 00:40:27,148 - Wait. What is it? - I used it in the Jamaica case. 548 00:40:27,356 --> 00:40:32,570 - The locals called me Reggae Man. - It's cool! It fits perfectly. 549 00:40:32,738 --> 00:40:36,033 But unfortunately the trousers are a bit tight. 550 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,163 I guess I can't kick and jump. I have an idea. Ritch! 551 00:40:41,331 --> 00:40:44,917 Now I can move. Come on, Batman. Then we're on our way. 552 00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:49,713 - I can only look you in the eyes now. - Excuse me, but what are you doing? 553 00:40:49,923 --> 00:40:52,133 Why is Master Dick dressed up? 554 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:55,887 How dare you lecture me on how I'm going to raise someone I just met? 555 00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:58,430 - To the Batmobile! - Super-jubi-duper! 556 00:41:01,267 --> 00:41:03,102 Vehicle rotisserie enabled. 557 00:41:03,686 --> 00:41:05,896 Drives the Speedwagon forward. 558 00:41:06,856 --> 00:41:09,651 Nuclear batteries activated. Turbines are running. 559 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:11,611 Come on, kid. 560 00:41:12,363 --> 00:41:14,448 - What the hell... - What? 561 00:41:14,657 --> 00:41:20,412 I'd better wait until I'm allowed of my new father, Bruce Wayne. 562 00:41:22,206 --> 00:41:24,249 Yes. Now you must hear. 563 00:41:26,126 --> 00:41:30,588 Bruno and I have decided to share custody. 564 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:34,969 So I also decide, and your mission is approved. 565 00:41:35,177 --> 00:41:38,472 - Nora! Is it really true? - Yes. 566 00:41:39,974 --> 00:41:43,602 Just recently I had no fathers. Then I had a father. Now I have two! 567 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:47,398 And one is Batman! It's raining dads. 568 00:41:47,566 --> 00:41:50,776 Well, are you ready to keep up with Batman - 569 00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:53,821 - and maybe become wiser on life along the way? 570 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:57,367 Definitely, Father 2. But where is the seat belt? 571 00:41:57,617 --> 00:42:01,120 First lesson: Life doesn't hand out seat belts. 572 00:42:01,329 --> 00:42:02,372 Come on! 573 00:42:03,582 --> 00:42:04,833 Yes! 574 00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:08,003 Faster, Dad! 575 00:42:09,171 --> 00:42:10,172 Such! 576 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:12,340 Yes...! 577 00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:18,638 Oh god, no. You must apologize for that. Upside down. Such. 578 00:42:18,805 --> 00:42:23,477 Listen here. As soon as I get home, I get Alfred to put braces on. 579 00:42:23,644 --> 00:42:26,606 But now I just stick my arm out here. 580 00:42:26,856 --> 00:42:29,941 And then we list just as quietly. 581 00:42:30,108 --> 00:42:31,985 Like that, yes. 582 00:42:42,289 --> 00:42:44,832 THE FORT OF LONELY 583 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,210 Okay. Like all superheroes - 584 00:42:47,461 --> 00:42:54,051 - Superman has zero friends and is a hero isolated up here in his lonely palace. 585 00:42:54,383 --> 00:42:58,095 So I'll hold him while you list into the shaft and retrieves the projector. 586 00:42:58,305 --> 00:43:00,390 - Understood? - Yep. I have an idea... 587 00:43:00,974 --> 00:43:04,894 I'll stop you now. See the counter. These are all Batman's good ideas. 588 00:43:05,062 --> 00:43:09,066 No one else has got a single one, then forget it. Your superpower - 589 00:43:09,941 --> 00:43:14,445 - is to be good at listening and execute my ideas. Let's try. 590 00:43:14,613 --> 00:43:18,659 Down on the ground. Back somersault. Forward somersault. Triple Axel. Pleated. 591 00:43:18,867 --> 00:43:22,079 - Relevé. Jeté. Pythagoras' Theorem. - A2 plus b2 equals c2. 592 00:43:22,247 --> 00:43:27,417 - Show it! - A2 plus b2 equals c2. 593 00:43:27,669 --> 00:43:29,587 - How was I, father? - Mediocre. 594 00:43:29,753 --> 00:43:32,923 - And stop saying father. Begin. - Yes, Dad. 595 00:43:33,173 --> 00:43:35,425 Papa is in the same category as father. 596 00:43:53,236 --> 00:43:57,032 - So what, Supermansense? - Hold on. It's Batman. 597 00:43:57,198 --> 00:44:00,244 At my house. Right now. 598 00:44:00,535 --> 00:44:04,747 - What are you doing here? - Relax. I don't want to fight. 599 00:44:04,957 --> 00:44:09,420 - No, I wanted to wipe you out. - Yes, we'll say it. 600 00:44:09,586 --> 00:44:13,090 Listen here. You can thank me later, but I happened to pass by. 601 00:44:13,298 --> 00:44:16,134 And I just thought, that you probably needed... 602 00:44:16,343 --> 00:44:18,472 57TH ANNUAL JUSTICE LEAGUE ANNIVERSARY 603 00:44:19,222 --> 00:44:20,640 ...company. 604 00:44:22,892 --> 00:44:26,021 Now wait a bit. Do you - 605 00:44:26,521 --> 00:44:30,484 - the 57th annual Justice League Anniversary - 606 00:44:30,816 --> 00:44:32,568 - without me? 607 00:44:33,028 --> 00:44:34,738 No...! 608 00:44:34,945 --> 00:44:38,782 No! It must be the email. It's far out. 609 00:44:38,992 --> 00:44:41,995 Totally! There is trouble with those emails constantly. 610 00:44:42,162 --> 00:44:46,124 Sometimes I don't get it Superman's mails for... years. 611 00:44:46,334 --> 00:44:49,837 Namely, G.L.! So we cleared that up, didn't we? 612 00:44:50,003 --> 00:44:53,006 Have fun, master. Fire it up, DJ Wonder Dog. 613 00:45:00,555 --> 00:45:03,975 - You, Batman. How about a picture? - Sure. Where should I stand? 614 00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:07,937 Right there. Here is the camera. Okay, friends. 615 00:45:08,103 --> 00:45:10,232 - Come here. - Yes. Say: 616 00:45:10,482 --> 00:45:13,067 - Super friends! - Let me see! 617 00:45:13,235 --> 00:45:17,614 - Superb! We are all there. - Yes, everyone. 618 00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:21,702 - Thanks, Batman. - It was so little. I took a series. 619 00:45:21,869 --> 00:45:23,830 Awesome party! 620 00:45:23,996 --> 00:45:27,458 Look at me! I look the most Martian Dancehunter. 621 00:45:29,085 --> 00:45:32,003 - Puter, call the boy. - Bat-dad? 622 00:45:32,547 --> 00:45:35,715 How is it going? It only works down here. 623 00:45:35,924 --> 00:45:39,553 I can see the goal, but there is also an impenetrable laser field. 624 00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:43,641 Okay. I'm trying to cut it off but I have to think of something to say - 625 00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:45,226 - so no one notices that I'm leaving. 626 00:45:46,726 --> 00:45:47,728 Goodbye. 627 00:45:49,188 --> 00:45:52,567 - Tell me when it's off. Now? - No. 628 00:45:52,775 --> 00:45:54,402 - Now? - Not quite. 629 00:45:54,569 --> 00:45:58,239 My son, these irreplaceable crystals contain all my knowledge - 630 00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,325 - which I now pass on to... 631 00:46:00,576 --> 00:46:02,494 It must be one of them. This one? 632 00:46:03,536 --> 00:46:06,415 OM-Gosh! You interrupted it, padre! 633 00:46:06,581 --> 00:46:10,085 Now you have to go down to the Nuclear Boiler after the Fantom-Zone projector. 634 00:46:10,377 --> 00:46:13,589 Do exactly as I say. Jump! 635 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,217 Forward somersault. Back somersault. 636 00:46:18,552 --> 00:46:20,679 Run...! Jump down. 637 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:22,139 Great listening! 638 00:46:22,389 --> 00:46:26,685 Light on toes. Left. To the right. Dodge. 639 00:46:26,936 --> 00:46:31,608 If I'm going to be a superhero and going on several cool missions - 640 00:46:31,773 --> 00:46:32,893 - can we use code names? 641 00:46:33,942 --> 00:46:36,361 - Mine could be Robin. - One more time? 642 00:46:36,529 --> 00:46:39,407 - Robin. - That is, the little, cheeky red sled? 643 00:46:39,616 --> 00:46:42,118 Yes. I have a slogan: Piping bird is cool. 644 00:46:42,326 --> 00:46:45,287 - Of course not. - And a song. Fly, Robin, fly! 645 00:46:45,455 --> 00:46:47,206 Absolutely no. Slide. 646 00:46:48,290 --> 00:46:51,793 Now I teach you how to master-builder you into that thing. 647 00:46:52,962 --> 00:46:56,801 Take the 2x6s, pull out the rivets and remove the 6x10 boards. 648 00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:59,804 - Like this? - Unbelievably lustful. 649 00:47:00,011 --> 00:47:02,388 Then we drive. Toes to nose. 650 00:47:02,639 --> 00:47:05,768 Now you're really driving. So be creative. 651 00:47:05,935 --> 00:47:08,145 Freestyle a bit. Great, kid. 652 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,355 It's like looking in a Bat-mirror. 653 00:47:10,563 --> 00:47:11,732 Jump. 654 00:47:15,235 --> 00:47:17,070 I have the projector, Dad. 655 00:47:17,404 --> 00:47:20,114 Then repeat it all from the back. 656 00:47:23,286 --> 00:47:28,166 - Take care, father. We made it. - Yes! Mission accomplished. It was fun! 657 00:47:30,252 --> 00:47:33,212 Are you okay, Batman? You are like the opposite of steely. 658 00:47:34,089 --> 00:47:38,509 Yes. It's just... When I saw you out there - 659 00:47:38,677 --> 00:47:42,139 - it was like the whole world was no longer shrouded in darkness. 660 00:47:43,514 --> 00:47:48,770 For a brief moment I was absolutely sure, that I felt something. 661 00:47:49,186 --> 00:47:51,605 It is pride. 662 00:47:52,273 --> 00:47:55,359 You are right. I'm super proud. 663 00:47:57,279 --> 00:47:59,114 By myself. 664 00:47:59,322 --> 00:48:02,451 Because I'm such a good teacher, of course. 665 00:48:02,826 --> 00:48:06,205 - Yes, you are a fantastic teacher. - Am I that? 666 00:48:06,455 --> 00:48:09,458 Yes! I want to be just like you when I grow up, padre! 667 00:48:09,666 --> 00:48:11,252 Wait. What did you call me? 668 00:48:12,377 --> 00:48:17,549 I called you padre. It means father in Spanish. Excuse me. 669 00:48:17,717 --> 00:48:20,927 Isn't that a cool Spanish word too for "master"? 670 00:48:21,219 --> 00:48:24,306 - That's how I could say it too. - Then you will be allowed to. 671 00:48:24,558 --> 00:48:27,393 - What a good padre you are! - What are you doing? 672 00:48:27,561 --> 00:48:30,981 - Trying to give you a hug. - I thought you attacked me. 673 00:48:32,148 --> 00:48:36,194 Are you up for another top secret? superhero mission against the Joker? 674 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,907 I'm ready to stop that fool. But my other father mustn't get mad. 675 00:48:41,074 --> 00:48:43,452 - Will we make it before bedtime? - Bedtime?! 676 00:48:43,744 --> 00:48:47,247 Batman's life lesson number two: One-man armies don't have bedtimes. 677 00:48:47,413 --> 00:48:51,584 Such! How are one-man armies? with cookies? 678 00:48:51,835 --> 00:48:53,753 Run away! 679 00:48:54,837 --> 00:48:58,090 Well. We must avoid Police Chief Gordon. 680 00:48:59,219 --> 00:49:02,931 So lesson number three. When you want to be invisible - 681 00:49:03,181 --> 00:49:06,726 - you have to hide yourself completely, both physically and emotionally. 682 00:49:07,768 --> 00:49:12,105 Are you in? It has already slipped. You will need - 683 00:49:12,523 --> 00:49:15,609 - the naturally dark parts of your suit - 684 00:49:15,777 --> 00:49:19,322 - and slip into the dark parts of these surroundings. 685 00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:22,617 - Sure enough. can you see me - Yes. 686 00:49:22,784 --> 00:49:24,619 - Now what? - Yes. 687 00:49:24,869 --> 00:49:26,704 - Now what? - Yes. 688 00:49:26,956 --> 00:49:28,624 You're done, kid. 689 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:30,626 - Batman? - Barbara! 690 00:49:33,212 --> 00:49:36,965 - Batman...? - Hello. How good you look. 691 00:49:37,132 --> 00:49:40,302 - Who is it? Is that your son? - Yes. 692 00:49:40,469 --> 00:49:43,848 - No, it's strange. - Otherwise, it's more strange. 693 00:49:44,098 --> 00:49:48,476 Well yes. No, I'm not in a steady relationship or something. 694 00:49:48,643 --> 00:49:53,022 I could have a child. Yeah, well, if I met the right one - 695 00:49:53,315 --> 00:49:56,277 - and if she was standing right in front of me - 696 00:49:56,442 --> 00:50:01,322 - and we looked at each other and thought: "Yeah, well. Now it's the two of us." 697 00:50:01,657 --> 00:50:06,036 Batman? I hope you have come because you have decided to cooperate - 698 00:50:06,328 --> 00:50:07,538 - on the Joker case. 699 00:50:09,081 --> 00:50:12,502 - Yes, of course. - Strong. 700 00:50:13,837 --> 00:50:15,505 Arkham Asylum. 701 00:50:15,755 --> 00:50:18,258 Before we interrogate the Joker, you must surrender your weapons. 702 00:50:18,424 --> 00:50:23,179 Now I don't know if I have any... I have a few here. Such. 703 00:50:23,346 --> 00:50:25,514 - Was that all? - Yep. Well yes. 704 00:50:25,681 --> 00:50:29,018 What about the belt? Something in the cloak? Under the collar? 705 00:50:29,186 --> 00:50:31,605 - And the shoes. - Like that. 706 00:50:32,105 --> 00:50:35,567 - This is really strange. - Sorry. My shoes belong with the pants. 707 00:50:36,902 --> 00:50:39,321 - Whoah. - Batman? 708 00:50:39,529 --> 00:50:43,825 Why is your "non-son" trying to smuggle The Phantom-Zone projector into Arkham? 709 00:50:44,118 --> 00:50:46,536 What? What is it, kid?! 710 00:50:46,871 --> 00:50:48,789 Bring on the Fantom-Zone projector. Bring it on! 711 00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:55,545 - No, no, no! Cool. - I have practiced Brazilian jiu-jitsu. 712 00:50:55,795 --> 00:50:59,466 Guess who has a Ph.D. in smoke bombs. Doctor Batman. 713 00:50:59,717 --> 00:51:02,052 - Catch them! - Stop, Batman! 714 00:51:02,221 --> 00:51:06,974 Boy, it's a practice with the friends. Knock a few of them out. 715 00:51:07,308 --> 00:51:09,310 - Hey, Frank. - Do you want a Robin pat? 716 00:51:09,478 --> 00:51:13,023 - Barney! Nice open fracture. - Do you want one on the mask, Glen? 717 00:51:14,107 --> 00:51:16,735 Alert! Block the whole area now! 718 00:51:22,532 --> 00:51:23,741 So what, Joker? 719 00:51:23,991 --> 00:51:28,538 Namaste, Batman. You are also into underboys. 720 00:51:28,746 --> 00:51:32,083 - Drop that shit. Boy, keep watch. - Yep! Then there's the planer, Alan! 721 00:51:33,210 --> 00:51:35,754 What a lot of trouble because of little me. 722 00:51:36,005 --> 00:51:39,509 I guess I'm your worst enemy anyway. Not too, Batman? 723 00:51:39,926 --> 00:51:41,969 I know what you're up to. 724 00:51:42,177 --> 00:51:45,931 - You want to trick me into a relationship. - Well, do I want that? 725 00:51:46,098 --> 00:51:50,936 - Yes, and it doesn't work. - Yes, because I'm inside your head. 726 00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,690 No, you're not! I knew you would say that. No, you didn't! 727 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:59,444 And I knew you'd say that. We are not so different, me and you. 728 00:51:59,612 --> 00:52:00,612 You and me! 729 00:52:01,614 --> 00:52:05,493 - Admit it. I am your worst enemy. - You are not my worst enemy. 730 00:52:05,744 --> 00:52:09,081 - Okay. Then send me to the Phantom Zone. - Fine. 731 00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:11,791 And prove, I'm your worst enemy. 732 00:52:13,293 --> 00:52:14,627 Batman, no! 733 00:52:14,795 --> 00:52:18,257 Whenever you're in the Phantom Zone, do i save gotham - 734 00:52:18,424 --> 00:52:21,552 - and that's the only thing that counts. Goodbye, Joker. 735 00:52:21,802 --> 00:52:23,845 Oh, Batman! Thanks! 736 00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:29,017 Such! That's what I call it to save the city again. 737 00:52:29,684 --> 00:52:33,771 - Batman, what are you doing? - I'm Batman. 738 00:52:37,401 --> 00:52:41,446 - Stop! I can't believe you did that. - Hello, police lady. 739 00:52:41,613 --> 00:52:45,325 And then you have on top of that got the kid in on your crime. 740 00:52:46,535 --> 00:52:47,578 Sorry, kid. 741 00:52:47,785 --> 00:52:52,165 Puddle. When I serve my sentence together with dad, it's just fun. 742 00:52:52,457 --> 00:52:56,336 Put the projector into evidence. And get him some pants. 743 00:52:56,504 --> 00:53:00,341 - Not for me. - B Go, why don't I get claw five? 744 00:53:01,841 --> 00:53:04,845 You know what? When I was little - 745 00:53:05,513 --> 00:53:07,973 - I'd be you, Batman. 746 00:53:08,557 --> 00:53:13,271 I would be just as strong fast and clever like Batman. 747 00:53:14,356 --> 00:53:18,109 - But you're not who I thought. - What do you mean? 748 00:53:18,943 --> 00:53:22,404 You can't be a hero, if you only think about yourself. 749 00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:25,242 Barbara, I... 750 00:53:27,535 --> 00:53:31,414 You underestimate how important it is, that the Joker is in the Phantom Zone. 751 00:53:32,207 --> 00:53:34,501 It's actually quite brilliant… 752 00:53:34,709 --> 00:53:39,422 Hello! I have placed the Joker it one place where he can do nothing. 753 00:53:40,716 --> 00:53:41,717 Yes. 754 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:46,722 But what if you just gave The Joker exactly what he wants? 755 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:19,506 Cool place! Am I too loud? 756 00:54:20,923 --> 00:54:24,427 - Now stop! - Sorry. I always do that. 757 00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:29,098 - How about warning me? - Absolutely right. Welcome, rogue. 758 00:54:29,265 --> 00:54:31,434 - Yes, rascal. - My name is Phyllis! 759 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:35,022 - That was my grandmother's name too. - Stand still while I scan you. 760 00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:38,608 Scans for evil. Trying to determine if you are evil. 761 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:47,827 - You ooze evil. - Yes, I'm really mean. 762 00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:51,872 - But you are vulnerable. - Me? Forget it. 763 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:54,917 Where are all the other bad guys? 764 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,877 They are right behind you. 765 00:54:59,506 --> 00:55:03,926 Hello with you. Nice to meet you. I'm... The fist salute. 766 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:07,638 - What...? Well, never mind. I am the Joker. - See him the new one. 767 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:11,809 - They also just let everyone in. - No, no, no. I'm also really mean. 768 00:55:11,977 --> 00:55:15,564 - They just showed a video montage... - Yawn! 769 00:55:15,772 --> 00:55:17,357 - You are boring. - He looks delicious. 770 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:19,107 We eat him! 771 00:55:20,361 --> 00:55:22,738 Now put the violence on the shelf. 772 00:55:22,988 --> 00:55:26,242 What if I said that I could get you out? 773 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:28,661 What? 774 00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:33,581 Namely! I'm so mean I let myself kyle into this hole on purpose! 775 00:55:33,832 --> 00:55:37,001 - I'm listening. - I'm just vamp ears. 776 00:55:37,294 --> 00:55:41,507 We all know how it is to be hurt by a hero, right? 777 00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:45,470 - We've all been taken for granted, haven't we? - At least I am. 778 00:55:45,678 --> 00:55:50,934 So I have come up with this space prison to recruit the universe's... 779 00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:53,185 - We do it. - What have you? 780 00:55:53,477 --> 00:55:56,647 You would say you would enlist the universe's greatest villains - 781 00:55:56,814 --> 00:56:01,110 - to defeat a superhero, right? 782 00:56:01,361 --> 00:56:04,531 - We're in. - Are you? I have a great presentation... 783 00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:07,117 - Still yawning! - Yes, come on! 784 00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:10,077 - Shall we humiliate him? - To the highest degree. 785 00:56:10,327 --> 00:56:14,874 - Should he bend in the dust? - That would be wonderful! 786 00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:18,504 - Shall we beat him? - Yes, yes... 787 00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,216 Shall the rivers of Gotham dyed red by his blood? 788 00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:23,467 It... 789 00:56:23,718 --> 00:56:26,053 No blood? What about lava? 790 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:27,722 - Yes, lava. - Top! 791 00:56:28,638 --> 00:56:30,892 - I'm looking forward to smashing houses. - Hello. 792 00:56:31,142 --> 00:56:34,937 Not to be mean, but how do we actually get out? 793 00:56:35,187 --> 00:56:38,064 Leave it to me. 794 00:56:38,649 --> 00:56:44,071 I don't want to bring bad luck, but that it will be cool to lock the projector inside. 795 00:56:45,573 --> 00:56:47,950 - Are you going up, miss? - No. 796 00:56:48,118 --> 00:56:50,078 You're having a slump. 797 00:56:50,870 --> 00:56:52,580 Watch out! 798 00:56:52,997 --> 00:56:55,541 You are right. I actually have to get up. 799 00:56:58,336 --> 00:57:02,925 Here comes the Phantom Zone! 800 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,015 Now I'm going on a rampage. 801 00:57:10,265 --> 00:57:13,519 Hello, Gotham City! 802 00:57:13,685 --> 00:57:17,941 The Clown Prince of Crime is back. 803 00:57:18,149 --> 00:57:20,484 Gordon, you have to see this. 804 00:57:20,818 --> 00:57:23,946 - What is it? - A monkey is friends with a dog. 805 00:57:24,113 --> 00:57:25,365 No, that. 806 00:57:25,531 --> 00:57:28,617 And now I finally take power in the city. 807 00:57:28,785 --> 00:57:34,749 But first I have to let my friends out of a gigantic, creepy prison. 808 00:57:34,957 --> 00:57:36,209 He's talking about us! 809 00:57:37,501 --> 00:57:41,463 And I'm not talking about the hopeless cosplay losers! 810 00:57:42,798 --> 00:57:45,843 - Ouch! - I'm talking about my new boys. 811 00:57:46,010 --> 00:57:51,015 And they are exactly like me, the greatest criminals of all time. 812 00:57:51,182 --> 00:57:52,851 - Do you want to meet them? - No. 813 00:57:53,017 --> 00:57:54,017 Bad show. 814 00:57:55,312 --> 00:57:59,650 He is evil and magical, and soon it becomes tragic. 815 00:57:59,859 --> 00:58:02,903 - It's Voldemort! - Magic...! 816 00:58:04,488 --> 00:58:08,242 You are a fish. You are a frog. You are a fish frog. 817 00:58:08,450 --> 00:58:12,705 He is 9000 years old, pure culture evil, and then he loves jewelry. 818 00:58:12,872 --> 00:58:16,667 - Welcome Sauron! - Good morning, Gotham. 819 00:58:21,256 --> 00:58:25,719 He loves long, violent walks on historic buildings. King Kong! 820 00:58:25,885 --> 00:58:27,094 Come on, Gotham! 821 00:58:29,055 --> 00:58:32,267 Police Chief Gordon! The monsters are too strong. 822 00:58:33,142 --> 00:58:36,271 - Can you keep them in check? - Impossible! 823 00:58:36,437 --> 00:58:40,733 Half the police force is fish! Jackson, stop that bullshit! 824 00:58:41,026 --> 00:58:44,529 And we round off the star-studded crime team of The Wicked Witch - 825 00:58:44,696 --> 00:58:47,365 - Medusa. And British robots! 826 00:58:47,533 --> 00:58:49,743 - Rash! - Ask your nerdy friends. 827 00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:52,997 Hello? Rogues? 828 00:58:57,042 --> 00:59:00,086 What a blast, eh? And they work for me! 829 00:59:00,254 --> 00:59:04,050 Who is now The world's worst villain, Batman? 830 00:59:04,216 --> 00:59:07,552 - It's still not you. - Now that's pretty creepy, Bat-father. 831 00:59:09,138 --> 00:59:13,226 Beautifully destroyed. Take care. Well done, boys! 832 00:59:13,434 --> 00:59:18,356 Now I just need to rub salt in Batman's bat wound. 833 00:59:18,564 --> 00:59:23,778 Sauron, thy flaming eye cannot see through time and space? 834 00:59:24,946 --> 00:59:27,907 I need to find Batman. Where is his cozy den? 835 00:59:28,825 --> 00:59:31,118 Moment... Creepy sound. 836 00:59:31,285 --> 00:59:32,912 Under Wayne Manor! 837 00:59:34,289 --> 00:59:36,707 Stop for a half. Do you claim - 838 00:59:37,334 --> 00:59:39,961 - that Bruce Wayne is Batman - 839 00:59:40,753 --> 00:59:42,004 - s roommate? 840 00:59:43,338 --> 00:59:44,340 Yes. 841 00:59:44,965 --> 00:59:47,926 evil army, then it's departure for Bathulen. 842 00:59:52,431 --> 00:59:53,433 You of peace! 843 01:00:06,112 --> 01:00:09,448 Batman! The Joker is home. 844 01:00:11,534 --> 01:00:13,661 I rub number in your things. 845 01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:15,956 From now on, it is called the Bæ mobile. 846 01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:20,751 Evil army, Batman is going out here. 847 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,255 Get him then! 848 01:00:22,463 --> 01:00:23,840 End of the Joker. 849 01:00:28,302 --> 01:00:30,304 - Padre? - Yes. 850 01:00:30,471 --> 01:00:33,474 - Do you ever get scared? - No. 851 01:00:34,641 --> 01:00:37,895 I probably thought so. You're Batman, after all. 852 01:00:44,152 --> 01:00:47,487 You, kid. You know who gets scared? 853 01:00:47,989 --> 01:00:50,324 - Who? - Bruce Wayne. 854 01:00:50,492 --> 01:00:52,285 Does he really? 855 01:00:52,494 --> 01:00:57,500 Bruno once told that sometimes is the only way out of a slump - 856 01:00:57,666 --> 01:01:01,712 - to box. And he talked about - 857 01:01:01,878 --> 01:01:03,255 - to beatbox. 858 01:01:09,344 --> 01:01:10,346 Feel it! 859 01:01:11,221 --> 01:01:13,181 Dick Grayson has the mike, come on! 860 01:01:20,021 --> 01:01:23,275 - I actually feel better. - Then there's Batman solo. 861 01:01:23,485 --> 01:01:27,239 Bat-Bat-Bat. Can I have a Bat, a Bat-Bat? 862 01:01:27,405 --> 01:01:28,405 The Bat-Fax! 863 01:01:30,492 --> 01:01:32,244 The city needs me. 864 01:01:32,409 --> 01:01:35,871 Hello. Get the police chief and show her this. 865 01:01:36,081 --> 01:01:38,375 - Batman. - Stop it there! 866 01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,835 I sent the fax. 867 01:01:41,585 --> 01:01:44,547 You are unfortunately right. The city needs you. 868 01:01:44,713 --> 01:01:48,384 - Yes! Shut me out! - I only do it on one condition. 869 01:01:48,552 --> 01:01:51,762 Fire away. You must not do it alone. 870 01:01:54,433 --> 01:01:58,436 Fine. Who's coming? SEAL Team Six? Fox Force Five? Suicide Squad? 871 01:01:58,646 --> 01:02:00,731 No... Me. 872 01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:03,400 - I want to help too. - I also follow suit. 873 01:02:03,567 --> 01:02:07,070 - Alfred Pennyworth at your service. - Alfred, you must let me out. 874 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,366 The monsters out there surpass everything, what we have seen. 875 01:02:10,532 --> 01:02:13,618 Speak for yourself. I haven't told you all that I have seen. 876 01:02:13,911 --> 01:02:16,414 You cannot possibly defeat them alone. 877 01:02:16,581 --> 01:02:20,543 - And it's more fun together. - How bad can it go? 878 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:24,588 - What are you so afraid of? - Do you want to hear what I fear the most? 879 01:02:29,719 --> 01:02:33,222 - I have to be honest. Snake clowns. - They don't exist. 880 01:02:33,431 --> 01:02:37,185 - Well then, I'm not afraid of anything. - Nice enough. 881 01:02:38,353 --> 01:02:41,106 - Prove it. - I probably will. 882 01:02:41,273 --> 01:02:44,443 - Do you know what the B-A-T in Batman stands for? - Not really. 883 01:02:44,610 --> 01:02:48,488 "Best At Teamwork". Best At Teamwork Man is my full name. 884 01:02:48,655 --> 01:02:52,201 - Huh! We are going on a family trip. - It's not a family outing. 885 01:02:52,367 --> 01:02:55,787 - I can also put on my suit. - Fortunately, it is located in... 886 01:02:55,954 --> 01:03:00,250 - Ritch! - Nothing. Under the clothes. Perfect. 887 01:03:00,585 --> 01:03:03,213 - Alfred, what are you doing? - I miss the sixties. 888 01:03:03,378 --> 01:03:06,299 Can the Scarecrow help? 889 01:03:06,465 --> 01:03:10,385 - Allow us to assist you. - Yes, why don't we use them here? 890 01:03:10,552 --> 01:03:15,016 Should I now get a bunch of criminals to fight the criminals? Brilliant idea. 891 01:03:18,728 --> 01:03:20,605 Okay. Listen here. 892 01:03:20,813 --> 01:03:24,483 The Joker has taken the projector out with him to Wayne Manor. Thanks, Batman. 893 01:03:24,650 --> 01:03:27,654 We must use it. Otherwise we'll never get to pluck those monsters - 894 01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:31,199 - back to the Phantom Zone. So you don't have to finish my... 895 01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:34,703 Sand castles. Sister's homework. Juicy... something. 896 01:03:34,869 --> 01:03:36,996 - No. - Hello... 897 01:03:37,206 --> 01:03:41,836 Batman is at Arkham Asylum. After him! 898 01:03:42,001 --> 01:03:43,128 Hold on to me. 899 01:03:49,509 --> 01:03:50,802 We have to take cover! 900 01:03:52,387 --> 01:03:54,848 - The Joker is watching us. - From where? 901 01:03:55,014 --> 01:03:58,434 He has sent a giant eye after us. 902 01:03:58,645 --> 01:04:00,480 I think it can see everything, what we do. 903 01:04:01,856 --> 01:04:05,360 We must wipe it out. Otherwise we'll never get to Wayne Manor. 904 01:04:05,527 --> 01:04:08,070 You, Bat-dad. I guess you just have to see this. 905 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,697 Building inspection! 906 01:04:10,574 --> 01:04:12,414 This building does not meet the building requirements. 907 01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:20,876 I have you. 908 01:04:24,045 --> 01:04:25,255 Is it real lava? 909 01:04:27,215 --> 01:04:28,215 I'm okay. 910 01:04:30,219 --> 01:04:31,554 Yes, it's definitely lava. 911 01:04:33,389 --> 01:04:36,809 Throw bricks at me. I need a 4x6. 912 01:04:36,976 --> 01:04:38,644 - An elbow. - Elbow! 913 01:04:52,657 --> 01:04:56,661 - Yes, I did! Cool, what? - Batman? 914 01:04:56,829 --> 01:05:01,459 - Why have you only built one seat? - As far as I know, I only have one ass. 915 01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:05,130 What h... What have you done at Wayne Manor? 916 01:05:05,838 --> 01:05:09,425 Batman, now you just have to listen. I have stolen one of your secrets. 917 01:05:10,259 --> 01:05:14,472 - What is this, Batman? - A lot of romantic comedies. 918 01:05:14,639 --> 01:05:16,391 - What kind of one is it? - Must Love Dogs. 919 01:05:16,558 --> 01:05:18,518 - Pout face. - Marley and Me. 920 01:05:18,684 --> 01:05:22,480 - Nice ending. - Whimsical happiness! 921 01:05:22,688 --> 01:05:24,357 Great movie! 922 01:05:24,525 --> 01:05:29,780 Of a loner to be, Batman, Are you really into movies about relationships? 923 01:05:29,947 --> 01:05:33,617 And look what else I found. All your wonderful toys. 924 01:05:36,204 --> 01:05:39,916 Accio... thunder and lightning fire. 925 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,584 Hold fast. 926 01:05:48,757 --> 01:05:51,802 Gremlins, get that plane peeled apart now! 927 01:05:53,012 --> 01:05:54,430 Ugly monsters just to the right. 928 01:05:56,181 --> 01:05:57,724 - Padre? - Not now, blunt. 929 01:05:59,726 --> 01:06:01,311 I kind of have enough to look after. 930 01:06:03,065 --> 01:06:05,067 I have tone on target. Fires missiles. 931 01:06:09,029 --> 01:06:12,741 You, Batman? Are we at Wayne Manor soon? 932 01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:13,951 Why? 933 01:06:14,826 --> 01:06:18,496 - Your little man has to fill his water. - I said that in prison. 934 01:06:18,663 --> 01:06:22,876 Well Bane was in there. He was a bit "skid" like that. 935 01:06:23,043 --> 01:06:25,628 I knew I never should have given you that water. 936 01:06:27,463 --> 01:06:30,675 - Can you behave like a big boy? - Engine one is switched off. 937 01:06:30,842 --> 01:06:33,428 - Never mind. - Engine two is out. 938 01:06:33,679 --> 01:06:36,140 - Sometimes it does. - We have lost engine three. 939 01:06:36,308 --> 01:06:37,516 Never mind. 940 01:06:39,268 --> 01:06:40,728 Engine four! 941 01:06:42,605 --> 01:06:46,025 - I have to repair it. - The toilet problem is solved. 942 01:06:48,695 --> 01:06:53,200 - Wait here while I fix the engine. - Fix the Bat-wing and I'll fly. 943 01:06:53,407 --> 01:06:56,075 I'm going on autopilot, Babs bitch. 944 01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:58,203 It's just a rope. 945 01:06:58,412 --> 01:07:01,665 Just. Until I come back controls the rope. 946 01:07:01,832 --> 01:07:03,709 Thanks, rope. 947 01:07:06,087 --> 01:07:08,840 Now let me see. The piston brake is located here. 948 01:07:09,006 --> 01:07:11,509 The jet engine brake sits here... 949 01:07:11,676 --> 01:07:14,721 Hello! Away! Come on... Stop! 950 01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:17,598 - We must help him, Master Dick. - Sure, Grandpa. 951 01:07:17,890 --> 01:07:20,976 - Leave my padre alone! - Let him go then, you distraught creep. 952 01:07:21,144 --> 01:07:24,272 What are you two doing here? I said, You should stay in the cockpit. 953 01:07:25,232 --> 01:07:28,777 - You don't have the right to lust. In the corner of shame! - Batman, you're going to the hook of shame. 954 01:07:29,069 --> 01:07:33,782 - What?! Get me out of the hook of shame. - First you get Master Dick out. 955 01:07:35,116 --> 01:07:37,994 You are all out of shame. We are under attack! 956 01:07:38,162 --> 01:07:39,788 - Watch out for those... - What are you doing? 957 01:07:46,337 --> 01:07:49,590 - Everyone out of the hook of shame! - Huh! I have been brought up! 958 01:07:49,756 --> 01:07:51,842 - I can help you. - Protect the rope. 959 01:07:52,051 --> 01:07:54,720 - The rope is fine. - Save Master Dick! 960 01:07:54,886 --> 01:07:57,557 I can do it with a bath jump. 961 01:07:59,183 --> 01:08:00,226 No! 962 01:08:06,107 --> 01:08:07,107 Dick! 963 01:08:10,779 --> 01:08:11,947 I got you! 964 01:08:15,575 --> 01:08:17,452 Hold on, Alfred. I'm almost there. 965 01:08:22,874 --> 01:08:24,750 Alfred! 966 01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:34,843 No! 967 01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:41,019 No! 968 01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:43,352 Move, rope. 969 01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:46,649 Hold fast. 970 01:09:00,495 --> 01:09:01,497 I have you. 971 01:09:02,789 --> 01:09:05,459 Barbara, the Bat-rope just saved Alfred. 972 01:09:05,752 --> 01:09:08,296 Cool, rope. I knew you could. 973 01:09:08,504 --> 01:09:11,841 - Now it was Miss Gordon. - Reb, you lied! 974 01:09:12,927 --> 01:09:16,764 Well, whoa. Does that mean that without you Alfred would have been - 975 01:09:17,681 --> 01:09:19,016 - pounded meat? 976 01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:23,687 Batman, now trust us. We can handle it. 977 01:09:23,854 --> 01:09:26,774 - Yes. I can do gym kata. - What kind of fish? 978 01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:31,028 A gymnastics based martial art. I can knock down those 80's monsters. 979 01:09:31,654 --> 01:09:34,906 - Sure. - Several enemies on the way. 980 01:09:35,074 --> 01:09:39,620 I'll get them away. I have a past as a stern gunner. I have them on the grain. 981 01:09:39,828 --> 01:09:42,748 Totally cool. I have an idea. We change course. 982 01:09:42,915 --> 01:09:45,918 - Fly directly into the flaming eye. - What? 983 01:09:46,086 --> 01:09:47,963 Barbara, trust me. 984 01:09:48,629 --> 01:09:50,798 Nice enough. So it is now. 985 01:09:58,181 --> 01:10:00,976 - Huge sea monster just ahead. - Yep! 986 01:10:02,561 --> 01:10:04,681 - At least he has discovered us. - He's aiming for us. 987 01:10:09,817 --> 01:10:11,069 Now I have you! 988 01:10:15,824 --> 01:10:17,409 Eat topsoil! 989 01:10:17,577 --> 01:10:19,704 Now you just have to see pranks, miserable fools. 990 01:10:26,168 --> 01:10:29,755 That's it now, Babs. Fly in directly in that eye and wait for my signal. 991 01:10:30,047 --> 01:10:32,799 Can you give it now? Can we get that signal going? 992 01:10:33,008 --> 01:10:35,927 We're almost there...! 993 01:10:36,095 --> 01:10:37,095 Guy! 994 01:10:38,431 --> 01:10:40,766 The fireball comes full blast. It is blazing hot. 995 01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:42,935 Now, Barbara! Dive! 996 01:10:45,814 --> 01:10:47,566 My eye! 997 01:10:49,692 --> 01:10:51,611 Sauron! 998 01:10:57,241 --> 01:10:58,702 There is nothing to see here. 999 01:11:06,543 --> 01:11:11,339 - Like that! - We made it! Hooray for us! 1000 01:11:11,632 --> 01:11:15,259 - Big! I was just about to call. - That's what I'm saying. 1001 01:11:15,470 --> 01:11:18,640 - That was actually great, Batman. - And you were great. 1002 01:11:18,806 --> 01:11:22,310 And you were great... and I was absolutely fantastic. 1003 01:11:22,476 --> 01:11:26,939 Not to piss me off, but everyone just needs a little praise. 1004 01:11:27,147 --> 01:11:30,860 Because it's beautiful. You got a good idea. you got a good idea you got a good idea - 1005 01:11:31,026 --> 01:11:35,656 - and I got a great idea. Under "everyone else" I add - 1006 01:11:36,156 --> 01:11:37,574 - one. 1007 01:11:37,824 --> 01:11:40,285 - That's a lie! - No, how nice it is. 1008 01:11:40,494 --> 01:11:43,957 The King Team! Let's take a picture. Come here, everyone. 1009 01:11:44,123 --> 01:11:47,669 Wait a little. I just have to pump. It's worth it. 1010 01:11:47,836 --> 01:11:50,088 - Are you there? - Those abs need work. 1011 01:11:50,256 --> 01:11:53,008 - Then say "Bat family". - Bat-Family! 1012 01:11:53,967 --> 01:11:57,428 We'll have to see. Look there! 1013 01:11:57,721 --> 01:11:59,098 Excellent. 1014 01:11:59,765 --> 01:12:04,352 Isn't that just great? Friends, this is my first family photo! 1015 01:12:34,551 --> 01:12:35,677 Bat-father. 1016 01:12:36,970 --> 01:12:40,222 - What are you doing? - Trying to give you a K-R-A-M. 1017 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,766 Just... 1018 01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:47,480 - Batman, is everything alright? - No... Yes, I'm fine. 1019 01:12:47,731 --> 01:12:49,859 We're just one big, happy - 1020 01:12:50,025 --> 01:12:53,361 - association of people, who have coped fantastically together. 1021 01:12:54,989 --> 01:12:57,450 - I can't say it any other way. - Cool! 1022 01:12:57,616 --> 01:13:03,163 Listen here. Getting the projector away from The Joker will be our most dangerous mission. 1023 01:13:03,330 --> 01:13:04,748 A family mission! 1024 01:13:04,915 --> 01:13:09,544 Grab as much as possible in Scuttler and try to find some energy drinks. 1025 01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:12,422 - Then we leave. - Of course, padre. 1026 01:13:17,595 --> 01:13:22,933 - I guess I'll need snowshoes. - Probably not, but will you take the flashlight? 1027 01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:28,022 - Padre? - Batman? What are you doing? 1028 01:13:28,315 --> 01:13:30,817 - Wait! - Pillows! 1029 01:13:32,694 --> 01:13:35,821 - Yes. - I'm just entering some coordinates. 1030 01:13:37,199 --> 01:13:41,912 Send Scuttler to the taco stand on the border between Gotham and Blüdhaven. 1031 01:13:42,162 --> 01:13:46,290 Buy a few chimichangas to them and three Jarritos. 1032 01:13:46,999 --> 01:13:50,294 And hold them there, until the attack on Gotham is over. 1033 01:13:50,504 --> 01:13:55,301 - Padre, you mustn't do that. - Batman, you need us. 1034 01:13:55,759 --> 01:14:00,306 How many times do I have to say it? Batman works alone. 1035 01:14:01,140 --> 01:14:05,061 We have to stick together. Come now. 1036 01:14:05,227 --> 01:14:09,857 Get going, Scuttler! Come on! 1037 01:14:10,064 --> 01:14:13,527 - Batman! - Get off! Away! 1038 01:14:13,819 --> 01:14:16,530 - You're wrong on that one. - Scuttler, go away! 1039 01:14:16,697 --> 01:14:20,784 That's wrong! Now listen here. You must not do that! 1040 01:14:44,141 --> 01:14:46,269 Scans for burglary. 1041 01:14:51,316 --> 01:14:53,944 - Hey, Batboy. - What have you done to my... 1042 01:14:54,110 --> 01:14:58,657 By Bruce Wayne's house? pray to that he's a nice guy and doesn't freak out. 1043 01:14:58,823 --> 01:15:01,951 - Where are all your friends? - I don't need friends. 1044 01:15:02,118 --> 01:15:03,918 I don't need anyone to stop you. 1045 01:15:05,831 --> 01:15:09,293 Are you sure about that? Look in the mirror, Batman. 1046 01:15:10,961 --> 01:15:13,672 When I saw you together with your friends-family - 1047 01:15:14,672 --> 01:15:16,341 - I actually thought you had changed. 1048 01:15:16,841 --> 01:15:19,594 But no. You pushed them away. 1049 01:15:23,182 --> 01:15:28,563 You have run away from everyone else in your life. But it's me you always chase. 1050 01:15:28,730 --> 01:15:32,609 Is it the "worst enemy" fart again? - No, it's not. 1051 01:15:33,902 --> 01:15:36,404 - Not anymore. - Put him in his place. 1052 01:15:36,570 --> 01:15:39,073 - Come on. - He's not worth it. 1053 01:15:39,323 --> 01:15:44,578 - After 78 years, I deserve respect. - Exactly. Respect. 1054 01:15:45,288 --> 01:15:49,417 Are you aware that you did not so much as once - 1055 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:52,836 - has said the words: "I hate you, Joker"? 1056 01:15:53,087 --> 01:15:54,087 Not once. 1057 01:15:54,215 --> 01:15:58,511 I'm pretty annoyed with you right now. That's for sure. 1058 01:15:58,719 --> 01:16:01,096 Annoyed is not the same thing! 1059 01:16:01,764 --> 01:16:03,682 Now listen, Batman. 1060 01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:07,270 I hate you. 1061 01:16:07,936 --> 01:16:09,188 No, how sweet. 1062 01:16:10,146 --> 01:16:11,146 Now it's you. 1063 01:16:13,359 --> 01:16:14,360 Right over. 1064 01:16:18,197 --> 01:16:20,658 You just don't want to change. 1065 01:16:20,824 --> 01:16:23,452 Because you can't. You want and you can't. 1066 01:16:23,703 --> 01:16:27,415 - Batman never changes! - Now just get over it. 1067 01:16:27,623 --> 01:16:30,793 - These insane lunatics are right. - Yes, we have. 1068 01:16:30,961 --> 01:16:35,966 I don't want to be a model to a one-sided relationship any longer. 1069 01:16:36,173 --> 01:16:38,385 - What are you talking about? - Our relationship is over. 1070 01:16:38,551 --> 01:16:41,804 - What's wrong with you? - I have to go on. 1071 01:16:41,971 --> 01:16:46,851 And on the way out I level Gotham! 1072 01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:49,980 - No. You don't mean that. - Wingardium Leviosa! 1073 01:16:50,771 --> 01:16:51,856 No! 1074 01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:56,528 For once you are right. I'm not your worst enemy. 1075 01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:59,782 Your biggest enemy is yourself. 1076 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:02,034 - Goodbye. - Now wait a bit. 1077 01:17:02,577 --> 01:17:03,994 Well done, filth. 1078 01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:08,416 Take a bomb, people. Then you have to bomb through. 1079 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:15,297 Say goodbye, Gotham. 1080 01:17:27,269 --> 01:17:28,269 Hello! 1081 01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:32,690 - So you must apologize for that. - My mistake. I do it every time. 1082 01:17:32,858 --> 01:17:35,110 Welcome to the Phantom Zone, rogue. 1083 01:17:35,277 --> 01:17:39,489 - What? I'm no rascal. - You have black clothes and a cloak. 1084 01:17:39,657 --> 01:17:42,117 - And a creepy mask. - I'm not. 1085 01:17:42,368 --> 01:17:45,579 - And you unloaded me. - Listen here. I'm Batman. 1086 01:17:45,996 --> 01:17:49,208 - You also sound like a rascal. - So I'm a hero. 1087 01:17:49,542 --> 01:17:53,128 All right, Mr. Batman. Stand still while I scan you. 1088 01:17:53,712 --> 01:17:54,922 Scans for evil. 1089 01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:58,216 - Yes? - You are super-agile. 1090 01:17:58,426 --> 01:18:02,389 - And 110% indispensable. - I don't understand that, but okay. 1091 01:18:02,555 --> 01:18:05,391 - How did I do it, Dad? - Mediocre. And you mustn't say father. 1092 01:18:05,850 --> 01:18:06,851 Excuse me. 1093 01:18:08,811 --> 01:18:11,355 You send him back to the orphanage on the next flight. 1094 01:18:12,148 --> 01:18:16,235 Has he not deserved that someone takes him under their wing - 1095 01:18:16,569 --> 01:18:19,405 - as I took you under mine? 1096 01:18:19,780 --> 01:18:24,577 You have no family, so what do you know about surrogate sons? 1097 01:18:28,247 --> 01:18:32,126 Batman! We have to stick together. 1098 01:18:32,752 --> 01:18:33,837 Come now. 1099 01:18:36,172 --> 01:18:39,385 Joker, you mean nothing to me. 1100 01:18:41,929 --> 01:18:43,180 Nobody does that. 1101 01:18:48,101 --> 01:18:50,020 You are not evil in the traditional sense. 1102 01:18:50,938 --> 01:18:54,609 - But you're not exactly good either. - Padre? 1103 01:18:55,109 --> 01:18:57,737 You even left your friends behind. 1104 01:18:57,904 --> 01:19:01,282 - Get going, Scuttler. - Batman, no! 1105 01:19:02,033 --> 01:19:06,454 - No, I tried to protect them. - By pushing them away? 1106 01:19:06,622 --> 01:19:07,831 Yes. 1107 01:19:09,082 --> 01:19:11,585 Are you really protecting them? 1108 01:19:14,712 --> 01:19:18,716 - Computer, Batman is in danger. - Fly us back. 1109 01:19:18,883 --> 01:19:23,430 - Is something going to happen to your creator? - I am programmed to lust. 1110 01:19:23,639 --> 01:19:26,682 - But not to not save him. - What are they doing? 1111 01:19:27,016 --> 01:19:30,604 Get in revolutions. Gotham doesn't blow itself up. 1112 01:19:31,605 --> 01:19:33,190 Well, hello. 1113 01:19:38,695 --> 01:19:40,864 Pillows, turn over on super secret invisibility. 1114 01:19:44,077 --> 01:19:45,869 - Hold on! - No! 1115 01:19:46,078 --> 01:19:49,873 Evil friends, these are my last three painful memories of Batman. 1116 01:19:50,332 --> 01:19:53,961 - Run! Come on, Alfred! - Wait! Where's Dick? 1117 01:19:54,127 --> 01:19:57,340 - The little guy? He's over there. - Activates Bathule system. 1118 01:19:57,506 --> 01:20:00,842 - What is he doing? - I have to save the family. Think about it. 1119 01:20:01,135 --> 01:20:03,137 What would Batman do? 1120 01:20:03,389 --> 01:20:06,266 I have it. Don't listen to anyone. Be kind to people. 1121 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,312 Destroy as many things as possible. Speak in a very deep, rough voice. 1122 01:20:10,604 --> 01:20:13,315 - And do it alone. - Boy, no. 1123 01:20:13,524 --> 01:20:16,026 Atomic batteries on. Turbines in operation. 1124 01:20:16,359 --> 01:20:20,822 Don't do what I would do! I have not taught you to drive! Clumsy lady. 1125 01:20:20,989 --> 01:20:25,952 - So I have to go down there and stop this. - It won't work. Then the boss gets mad. 1126 01:20:26,161 --> 01:20:29,664 Yes, but he would probably be happy, if you got all the bandits back. 1127 01:20:30,332 --> 01:20:33,878 - She would. - So let me help them. 1128 01:20:34,045 --> 01:20:35,963 Well haven't you already tried it? 1129 01:20:37,591 --> 01:20:39,050 This way, Alfred. 1130 01:20:40,676 --> 01:20:43,054 You do the same thing over and over again. 1131 01:20:47,309 --> 01:20:49,936 - What would change? - No! 1132 01:20:51,855 --> 01:20:56,067 I know what I have to do. Give me a day. Then I'll be back. 1133 01:20:58,653 --> 01:21:00,322 You have to let me down and save them. 1134 01:21:03,033 --> 01:21:04,153 I will do anything. 1135 01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:07,371 - Come on now. - Rash! 1136 01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:11,250 - Come on! - All the rascals must go back. 1137 01:21:11,417 --> 01:21:12,417 I promise. 1138 01:21:14,587 --> 01:21:16,714 All of them. 1139 01:21:18,256 --> 01:21:21,635 - One of the buttons will save my friends. - Self-delete enabled. 1140 01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:22,844 Self-what? 1141 01:21:24,262 --> 01:21:25,930 - Master Dick! - No! 1142 01:21:28,349 --> 01:21:29,475 Dick! 1143 01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:31,852 Goodbye and good luck! 1144 01:21:32,938 --> 01:21:34,064 What? 1145 01:21:43,282 --> 01:21:45,701 are you ok Dick, Alfred, Barbara... 1146 01:21:45,952 --> 01:21:47,954 - Are you... - We're fine, Batman. 1147 01:21:50,622 --> 01:21:53,875 Listen here. I just want to say - 1148 01:21:56,795 --> 01:21:58,463 - that I am really - 1149 01:21:59,506 --> 01:22:01,800 - really, really - 1150 01:22:03,385 --> 01:22:04,970 - really, really, really - 1151 01:22:05,136 --> 01:22:06,471 - really, really... 1152 01:22:17,317 --> 01:22:20,069 - Upset? - Yes! I did it. 1153 01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:25,325 I don't understand at all why you have come back. 1154 01:22:28,327 --> 01:22:29,912 I was - 1155 01:22:30,831 --> 01:22:31,832 - scared. 1156 01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:33,959 What? 1157 01:22:35,836 --> 01:22:40,132 What brought me back was also that that made me leave you. 1158 01:22:43,176 --> 01:22:44,845 I was afraid - 1159 01:22:46,264 --> 01:22:47,891 - to feel - 1160 01:22:49,099 --> 01:22:51,518 - the pain you feel - 1161 01:22:52,979 --> 01:22:54,689 - when you lose - 1162 01:22:55,857 --> 01:22:58,192 - someone close to you. 1163 01:23:06,117 --> 01:23:08,203 Gotham needs us. 1164 01:23:08,745 --> 01:23:11,872 So I've come back to do this. 1165 01:23:12,875 --> 01:23:16,879 - Bang. - Bang? What is it? 1166 01:23:17,045 --> 01:23:18,588 You must turn around. 1167 01:23:20,549 --> 01:23:23,219 I call it the Barb signal. 1168 01:23:23,385 --> 01:23:25,846 And I turn it on to get your help. 1169 01:23:26,013 --> 01:23:29,975 To save the city is too big a mouthful for one person. 1170 01:23:30,225 --> 01:23:31,727 Bang, bang! 1171 01:23:36,648 --> 01:23:41,694 What do you say to that, police chief? Do you want to work with me? 1172 01:23:42,238 --> 01:23:44,031 I need your help. 1173 01:23:45,367 --> 01:23:47,202 I never thought you'd ask. 1174 01:23:48,953 --> 01:23:51,372 I am extremely proud of you. 1175 01:23:51,581 --> 01:23:55,585 But there are still only four of us against the Joker's entire army. 1176 01:23:55,751 --> 01:23:59,922 That's why I called for help. Bang, bang, bang, bang...! 1177 01:24:02,466 --> 01:24:04,594 We saw the signal and would like to help. 1178 01:24:05,010 --> 01:24:10,015 - We are not done with the Joker yet. - We will be the downfall of the Joker. 1179 01:24:10,183 --> 01:24:12,185 The Joker has been against us. 1180 01:24:12,562 --> 01:24:17,233 You were right, Barbara. It takes many, not one Batman. 1181 01:24:19,777 --> 01:24:21,529 Listen carefully. 1182 01:24:21,778 --> 01:24:24,573 These monsters will destroy Gotham. 1183 01:24:25,616 --> 01:24:27,743 Namely. We need the cool new vehicles. 1184 01:24:27,910 --> 01:24:29,871 An arsenal of advanced weapons. 1185 01:24:30,037 --> 01:24:32,498 Suits that fit to each of our personalities. 1186 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:37,127 And code names for the walkie-talkies. 1187 01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:41,632 Your name is Lady Bat. Bat Lady? El Baterina? 1188 01:24:41,799 --> 01:24:44,594 - Mother hen... Bat? - How about a cool suit? 1189 01:24:45,470 --> 01:24:47,514 - Cool! - It's called Batgirl. 1190 01:24:47,723 --> 01:24:49,808 So may I call you Batboy? 1191 01:24:49,974 --> 01:24:54,312 And finally a coordinated attack and an ass-kicking title track. 1192 01:24:54,604 --> 01:24:57,482 - Robin? - My superhero codename. 1193 01:24:57,815 --> 01:25:00,193 - Namely! Fire it up! - Sure! 1194 01:25:02,487 --> 01:25:03,572 No! 1195 01:25:07,951 --> 01:25:08,951 Forget it. 1196 01:25:11,913 --> 01:25:15,000 That music fills me with rage. 1197 01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:16,501 We use it. 1198 01:25:18,086 --> 01:25:21,381 - What are your skills? - I'm a big lump of clay. 1199 01:25:21,549 --> 01:25:24,426 - I'm annoying. - I am completely insane. 1200 01:25:24,676 --> 01:25:28,680 - I can spray ketchup! - Like that! Orca. 1201 01:25:28,848 --> 01:25:32,060 - I'm a whale. - We can handle this. 1202 01:25:32,268 --> 01:25:33,310 Go, team! 1203 01:25:40,859 --> 01:25:44,279 Quiet. Who has time in that funky beat? 1204 01:25:44,529 --> 01:25:46,532 We have it! 1205 01:25:46,742 --> 01:25:49,954 Batman? Evil army, wipe them out! 1206 01:25:50,955 --> 01:25:53,582 Team Gotham family, please! 1207 01:25:53,748 --> 01:25:54,875 Father Volde can handle it. 1208 01:25:57,252 --> 01:25:58,920 So it is now! 1209 01:26:09,723 --> 01:26:12,725 Batman, you fix the Joker's bomb. Then I get hold of the projector. 1210 01:26:13,227 --> 01:26:14,394 10-4, sissy girl. 1211 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:19,316 - Freeze, Clayface, put him out of the game. - Make room! 1212 01:26:24,363 --> 01:26:25,991 Okay, Alfred. Then hit them. 1213 01:26:27,951 --> 01:26:30,871 Yes. For queen and fatherland. 1214 01:26:32,831 --> 01:26:34,207 You guys just got the slippery flag. 1215 01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:42,256 Robin, be ready. Now I'm going to teach you some father-son stuff. First to drive. 1216 01:26:42,506 --> 01:26:45,426 Place hands on 10 and 2. Fly! 1217 01:26:46,176 --> 01:26:48,929 Left. Over the skeletons. 1218 01:26:49,264 --> 01:26:50,765 Up the wall! 1219 01:26:52,268 --> 01:26:54,270 - Strongly driven! - Thank you, padre. 1220 01:26:57,773 --> 01:27:01,068 Okay, Robin. Now we two beat those guys so hard - 1221 01:27:01,318 --> 01:27:05,947 - that words that describe the power, pops up out of thin air. 1222 01:27:12,287 --> 01:27:13,622 Yes...! 1223 01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,964 - Scratch five! - Stand still, bitter muggles. 1224 01:27:21,130 --> 01:27:23,132 Good, team. Then we crush him. 1225 01:27:23,966 --> 01:27:25,969 Orca, it's you. 1226 01:27:26,553 --> 01:27:30,349 Want to see a magic trick? I'll make you disappear. 1227 01:27:30,514 --> 01:27:33,184 - Wingardium Levio... - Levi-off! 1228 01:27:33,352 --> 01:27:36,354 - Wingardiåårh clap now! - No! 1229 01:27:36,647 --> 01:27:39,399 - Welcome to the Phantom Zone, rogue. - Practice too! 1230 01:27:40,317 --> 01:27:43,237 Then it's off, Bat-team! Batman, think fast! 1231 01:27:46,489 --> 01:27:48,242 Welcome to the Phantom Zone. 1232 01:27:48,407 --> 01:27:51,410 Robin, over for a delivery. Good grip. 1233 01:27:53,497 --> 01:27:56,334 - Novra, that is! Yes! - Take care, grandfather! 1234 01:27:58,586 --> 01:27:59,586 Batman! 1235 01:28:03,006 --> 01:28:04,800 So let go my padre. 1236 01:28:06,219 --> 01:28:07,761 So it was no big deal after all. 1237 01:28:08,136 --> 01:28:09,846 Put them out of the game, Batgirl. 1238 01:28:12,433 --> 01:28:14,310 Adios, shark. 1239 01:28:15,894 --> 01:28:18,564 Two seconds. I'm just going to disarm... 1240 01:28:31,870 --> 01:28:34,415 It's the doom of Gotham! 1241 01:28:34,872 --> 01:28:38,294 As I predicted, it's out with us! 1242 01:28:38,460 --> 01:28:40,129 No, no. I can handle it. 1243 01:28:41,713 --> 01:28:42,964 Hold on to me. 1244 01:28:43,214 --> 01:28:46,968 - Come on. - Come on. We must stick together in the city. 1245 01:28:49,553 --> 01:28:50,721 Bat rope, no! 1246 01:28:50,929 --> 01:28:52,557 Run, everyone! 1247 01:28:52,808 --> 01:28:55,895 No, we must stick together. Not too, Batman? 1248 01:28:56,103 --> 01:28:59,064 - We have to use our heads. - Or build something together. 1249 01:28:59,272 --> 01:29:00,472 - Our heads. - Stick together. 1250 01:29:00,566 --> 01:29:03,736 - Build something together. - Together. 1251 01:29:08,031 --> 01:29:11,744 I have it. You're right, Babs sissy. We must stick together. 1252 01:29:12,244 --> 01:29:15,747 Literally. Robin, give me a push. 1253 01:29:15,915 --> 01:29:20,502 We stick together, use our heads and the strongest weapon of all… 1254 01:29:20,669 --> 01:29:23,088 Bone-hard abs. Come on. 1255 01:29:24,674 --> 01:29:27,093 - That's it now. - Can you handle it, Alfred? 1256 01:29:27,259 --> 01:29:30,095 - Yes. Abs of steel. - Strong! 1257 01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:33,474 Bend over and I'll grab on the other side. 1258 01:29:34,601 --> 01:29:37,312 - No! - Batman, what's going on? 1259 01:29:38,312 --> 01:29:39,396 I got you! 1260 01:29:41,942 --> 01:29:44,986 Joker! You must help us! 1261 01:29:45,152 --> 01:29:46,780 No, I won't! 1262 01:29:46,987 --> 01:29:50,659 If the city is wiped out, I die knowing - 1263 01:29:50,825 --> 01:29:54,829 - that I am your worst enemy. I must die to know for sure. 1264 01:29:54,996 --> 01:29:58,041 Now shut up, Joker. If Gotham doesn't exist - 1265 01:29:58,209 --> 01:30:00,294 - I will never come again to fight you. 1266 01:30:01,461 --> 01:30:02,713 What? 1267 01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:08,718 It is because of you that I stand up at 4 p.m. and pumping for wild iron - 1268 01:30:09,053 --> 01:30:13,974 - and has dropped a life surrounded by Russian ballerinas and gorgeous models. 1269 01:30:14,642 --> 01:30:19,397 And you have shown me how closely related I am for all these people. 1270 01:30:20,647 --> 01:30:21,647 And to you. 1271 01:30:23,150 --> 01:30:25,695 So if you help with saving Gotham - 1272 01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:29,741 - will you help me save us. 1273 01:30:30,659 --> 01:30:32,995 You said "us". 1274 01:30:33,327 --> 01:30:36,164 Yes, Batman - 1275 01:30:36,330 --> 01:30:37,540 - and the Joker. 1276 01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:40,835 What do you say to that? 1277 01:30:41,586 --> 01:30:43,629 I was sold on "shut up". 1278 01:30:45,506 --> 01:30:50,178 - How are the belly steaks? - Too much oops, too little steak. Why? 1279 01:30:50,387 --> 01:30:52,054 You have to tighten them. 1280 01:30:52,513 --> 01:30:56,517 Citizens of Gotham, join us, everyone - 1281 01:30:56,686 --> 01:30:58,854 - and help put the city back together. 1282 01:31:25,048 --> 01:31:27,217 Now you get it raw for unsweetened. 1283 01:31:27,384 --> 01:31:30,930 - I hate you, Joker. - I hate you too. 1284 01:31:31,222 --> 01:31:33,724 - I hate you more. - I hate you the most. 1285 01:31:33,891 --> 01:31:35,643 I hate you forever. 1286 01:31:36,352 --> 01:31:37,352 Excellent! 1287 01:31:38,896 --> 01:31:40,063 We made it! 1288 01:31:44,902 --> 01:31:47,154 Bane is completely warm and foggy. 1289 01:31:52,201 --> 01:31:55,120 Padre... where are you going? 1290 01:31:56,287 --> 01:31:59,959 I have promised to return to the Phantom Zone. 1291 01:32:01,085 --> 01:32:04,213 - I'm sorry, blunt. - Padre, no. 1292 01:32:04,464 --> 01:32:08,301 - Stop saying padre. - Okay. 1293 01:32:08,927 --> 01:32:10,010 Say - 1294 01:32:14,014 --> 01:32:15,224 - father-in-law. 1295 01:32:16,183 --> 01:32:19,103 My two fathers are the same father. 1296 01:32:20,563 --> 01:32:22,982 But they both travel. 1297 01:32:24,108 --> 01:32:25,693 It'll work out, blunt. 1298 01:32:27,403 --> 01:32:29,781 Losing someone is a part of life. 1299 01:32:30,575 --> 01:32:33,327 But that shouldn't deter you to let them in. 1300 01:32:34,495 --> 01:32:37,164 Some wise people have taught me that. 1301 01:32:38,124 --> 01:32:39,625 My father figure. 1302 01:32:41,126 --> 01:32:46,339 My platonic colleague mate, who is a girl but only a friend. 1303 01:32:48,049 --> 01:32:49,302 And you. 1304 01:32:50,135 --> 01:32:52,013 Mi hijo. 1305 01:32:52,304 --> 01:32:53,472 It's the Spanish word - 1306 01:32:54,389 --> 01:32:55,641 - for son. 1307 01:32:57,809 --> 01:33:02,606 this is my family but so is your family. 1308 01:34:07,049 --> 01:34:09,385 - Do you have a knife? - Why that? 1309 01:34:09,593 --> 01:34:13,138 Because the air between us is so thick, that you have to cut through it. 1310 01:34:14,514 --> 01:34:17,559 Okay. I asked for that myself. Hoof. 1311 01:34:17,726 --> 01:34:21,272 What is going on? I returned as we agreed. 1312 01:34:21,437 --> 01:34:25,692 Listen, Mr. Batman. When you are a talking brick in the Phantom Zone - 1313 01:34:25,858 --> 01:34:28,320 - you see many wild things. 1314 01:34:28,571 --> 01:34:32,700 But at last I have seen a man who to make the world a better place - 1315 01:34:32,866 --> 01:34:35,327 - has looked at himself and did something about it. 1316 01:34:36,537 --> 01:34:37,537 Who? 1317 01:34:37,997 --> 01:34:39,540 - Superman. - What?! 1318 01:34:39,749 --> 01:34:41,126 No, bullshit. It's you. 1319 01:34:44,588 --> 01:34:49,050 - Well, I'll see you on the street, Batman. - Yes. Talk to you, Joker. 1320 01:34:49,259 --> 01:34:51,511 - Here we go, guys. - Wait. 1321 01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:55,682 - We don't just let them go, do we? - Now let's face it. 1322 01:34:55,891 --> 01:34:59,436 They don't stand a chance against the four of us. They get half an hour. 1323 01:34:59,853 --> 01:35:02,355 And you can't fight crime on an empty stomach. 1324 01:35:05,610 --> 01:35:07,945 - Computer? - Then we're home! 1325 01:35:11,781 --> 01:35:14,576 - What is the password? - Iron Man is the bastard! 1326 01:35:26,714 --> 01:35:29,592 When father and I fought, I fired off my best lines. 1327 01:35:30,759 --> 01:35:34,847 You make me a whole person. 1328 01:35:48,486 --> 01:35:51,489 You big family photo, Batman! Fat! 1329 01:35:58,495 --> 01:36:03,959 White. All major movies ending with a white canvas. 1330 01:36:04,502 --> 01:36:08,839 - And the hanging lots are picked up. - Now we're coming to get you, Gotham! 1331 01:36:09,007 --> 01:36:11,593 - For example, the snake clowns. - Snake clowns? 1332 01:36:11,802 --> 01:36:15,013 - I said they were good enough. - Have you put wigs on some snakes? 1333 01:36:15,179 --> 01:36:17,015 - Maybe. - How far away it is. 1334 01:36:17,182 --> 01:36:20,769 - Can I play my song at the end? - Don't talk about. No! 1335 01:36:20,936 --> 01:36:23,438 - Now let the boy play his music. - No...! 1336 01:36:23,730 --> 01:36:27,150 - Come on... padre. - Then let go. Pillows. 1337 01:36:27,526 --> 01:36:28,527 Okay. 1338 01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:32,864 Plays Robin's happy, pop music. 1339 01:36:33,030 --> 01:36:36,493 The kind that make parents and film executives happy. 1340 01:38:44,334 --> 01:38:48,839 THE LEGO® BATMAN MOVIE 1341 01:38:49,172 --> 01:38:51,466 What fun it was! 1342 01:38:51,674 --> 01:38:54,011 I really hope not someone filmed it. 1343 01:38:54,177 --> 01:38:56,679 It's on after all. It records. 1344 01:44:14,006 --> 01:44:17,176 THE LEGO® BATMAN MOVIE 1345 01:44:25,101 --> 01:44:27,104 Translated by: Lasse Schmidt